So, I Went To A Party Last Night...

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It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase

Please don't jack off my dog.

has been uttered.

Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection):

A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head.

I danced on half a pic-a-nic table.

A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing.

Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt.

Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix.

We burned stolen firewood.

The cops stayed away.