Rowboat "on a Treadmill" Question

wolf · 10-06-2011, 11:46 AM

And you're all wrong. First off, the ducky keeps moving while you're chasing it, and it probably wasn't water tight to begin with, and you're never going to find that particular rubber needle in a wet haystack anyway ... I'm going with two or three days, because it's going to take that long for me to get back to the car, go home, recover from the strenuous activity, and finally get around to going out to the store to buy a new ducky as there is absolutely no way I'm putting a duck that's been in a nasty, cryptosporidium contaminated stream back in my bathtub.

Sometimes you just have to replace the duck. It's the only logical answer.

10-06-2011, 11:46 AM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	And you're all wrong. First off, the ducky keeps moving while you're chasing it, and it probably wasn't water tight to begin with, and you're never going to find that particular rubber needle in a wet haystack anyway ... I'm going with two or three days, because it's going to take that long for me to get back to the car, go home, recover from the strenuous activity, and finally get around to going out to the store to buy a new ducky as there is absolutely no way I'm putting a duck that's been in a nasty, cryptosporidium contaminated stream back in my bathtub. Sometimes you just have to replace the duck. It's the only logical answer. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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