Chubbiness is Next to Godliness

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I am a shoemaker for the new millenium.

I've been fixing hundreds of errors in reporting and it's tedious, and frustrating, and very difficult.

But just yesterday almost every record I pulled up to fix was already fixed. I asked me boss if she'd done any (like she said she would) and she hadn't.

So I guess elves have come into my cube in the night and fixed the records for me. Now I will have to make each of them a shirt, a coat, a waistcoat, pantaloons, and tiny shoes.

And we'll all live happily ever after.

(What's a waistcoat?)

Damn elves didn't finish the job. What in the world? I went to the bottom of the alphabetical spreadsheet and I'm having to recreate records again. I'm never going home.

No waistcoats for them!