Pocket knife

[Beest]

Re post from one of the paintball boards I frequent, this directly from a user there, not a cousins friends uncle bob so I'm fairly confident it's not a 'shop.

Anyway I LOL'd so hoepfully most here will too.

Originally Posted by Narsil

I've seen quite a few ridiculous pocket knives before but this one takes the cake. Every person I've shown it to has burst out laughing and insisted on holding it. I picked it up for free as a "pick-anything-you-want-from-the-box" raffle prize at the Kel-Tec Owners Group shoot this Tuesday near Lake Okechobee, FL. As soon as I saw this pocket knife, it was a no-brainer choice; I had to have it.
On to the pictures.
The box:

The knife inside the box:
Closeup
image of the nifty bee on the lock:



What? What do you mean, "what is so ridiculous about that knife?"



Well, yes, I suppose it does look like ten million other traditional pocket knives made over the past hundred years.



I stand by my original statement.



It is the most ridiculous pocket knife I've ever seen.



The problem is how to explain why it is so ridiculous.



Is it because it was made in Pakistan?



No.



Is it because the blade is rather dull and made from crappy "surgical" steel?



No.



How to explain it so you'll understand?



I know!!



All you need is the proper perspective!



How about a little scale to the image?






You simply cannot see this knife in person without cracking up; it is hilarious to pull this thing out and claim it is a "pocket" knife.