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xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2004, 10:51 PM

Out in the Wild West, Jesse James's gang forces a train to stop, and Jesse climbs on board. He bursts into a passenger car, pulls out his guns, and fires. Blam! Blam! "All right!" he yells. "I'm going to screw all the men and kill all the woman!"
A guy in the front row says, "Uh, Mr. James, I think you've got it backwards."
Suddenly a high-pitched man's voice in the back calls out, "Excuse me, but Mr. James is robbing the train!"

02-27-2004, 10:51 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Out in the Wild West, Jesse James's gang forces a train to stop, and Jesse climbs on board. He bursts into a passenger car, pulls out his guns, and fires. Blam! Blam! "All right!" he yells. "I'm going to screw all the men and kill all the woman!" A guy in the front row says, "Uh, Mr. James, I think you've got it backwards." Suddenly a high-pitched man's voice in the back calls out, "Excuse me, but Mr. James is robbing the train!" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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