Humor...I Need Humor...

Crimson Ghost · 02-08-2013, 03:49 AM

A thief breaks into a house.
He goes through the drawers looking for valuables.
As he's digging through the stuff in the drawers, he hears a voice behind his back "Jesus is watching you."
He turns around - no one in the room .
He keeps on going through the stuff, and again behind his back he hears "Jesus is watching you."
He turns around again, but no one's there.
He keeps on with his "work", and then it goes again - "Jesus is watching you."
This time he pulls out a flashlight and starts looking around the room.
In one corner he sees a bird cage with parrot inside.
"Did you say that?" asks the thief.
"Yes I did" says the parrot.
"So, what is your name ?" inquires the thief.
"Oliver" answers the parrot.
Thief starts laughing "Ha, Ha, Oliver, what a funny name for a parrot!"
"Oh, yeah?" goes the parrot "And do you think "Jesus" is funny name for a Doberman?"

02-08-2013, 03:49 AM	#11
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	A thief breaks into a house. He goes through the drawers looking for valuables. As he's digging through the stuff in the drawers, he hears a voice behind his back "Jesus is watching you." He turns around - no one in the room . He keeps on going through the stuff, and again behind his back he hears "Jesus is watching you." He turns around again, but no one's there. He keeps on with his "work", and then it goes again - "Jesus is watching you." This time he pulls out a flashlight and starts looking around the room. In one corner he sees a bird cage with parrot inside. "Did you say that?" asks the thief. "Yes I did" says the parrot. "So, what is your name ?" inquires the thief. "Oliver" answers the parrot. Thief starts laughing "Ha, Ha, Oliver, what a funny name for a parrot!" "Oh, yeah?" goes the parrot "And do you think "Jesus" is funny name for a Doberman?" __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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