Come-back Kings and Queens Converge.....

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I'll research some good comebacks, but most of the short people I know wrestled and were charming. The ones that weren't charming would just sucker-punch (or head-butt if you are British) the commenter then proceed to go completely apeshit on him until they were pulled off. End of comments. for. ever.

In a similar vein, when it comes to comebacks they have to be swift and decisive, almost always leading to stuff like "Your mother/sister/girlfriend didn't think I was short last night." Then he has to follow that up with an ass kicking, probably.

The whole thing has to be very first and second chakra, don't bother appealing to their purported intellect.