Funny/Embarrassing things they say

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Do you think, maybe she's Twisted?

Lambert, Hendricks and Ross - Twisted

My analyst told me (what?)
that I was right out of my head.
The way he described it (how?)
he said I'd be better dead than live.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all along
he was all wrong.
And I knew that he thought (what?)
I was crazy but I'm not,
Oh no (on, no.) (oh no?)

My analyst told me (what?)
that I was right out of my head.
He said I'd need treatment, (yeah?)
but I'm not that easily led.
He said I was the type
that was most inclined
when out of his sight
to be out of my mind.
And he thought I was nuts. (nuts?)
No more ifs or ands or buts.
Oh no. (oh, no.) (oh no?)

They say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild
with all my crazy ideas.
But I knew what was happening,
I knew I was a genius...
What's so strange when you know
that you're a wizard at three?
I knew that this was meant to be.

But I heard little children
were supposed to sleep tight.
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night.
My parents got frantic,
didn't know what to do.
But I saw some crazy scenes
before I came to.
Now do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three
but I was swingin'!

They all laughed at A. Graham Bell.
They all laughed at Edison,
and also at Einstein.
So why should I feel sorry
If they just couldn't understand
the reasoning and the logic
that went on in my head.
I had a brain.
It was insane.
Oh they used to laugh at me
when I refused to ride
on all those double decker buses
all because there was no driver on the top!
(no driver on the top? this chick is twisted) (she must be out of her head)
(what's the matter with her?)

My analyst told me (what?)
That I was right out of my head.
The way he described it (how?)
he said I'd be better dead than live.
I didn't listen to his jive,
I knew all along
he was all wrong
and I knew that he thought (what?)
I was crazy.

But I'm not.
Oh no... (oh no!) (oh no?)

My analyst told me (what?)
that I was right out of my head.
but I said, Dear Doctor, (yeah?)
I think that it's you instead.
'cause I
have got a thing
that's unique and new.
It proves that I'll have
the last laugh on you,
'cause instead of one head (one head?)
heheheheheh,

I got two.

And you know two heads are better than one.