Your Day..... In the Style of My Choosing

[monster]

Tell us what happened/what you did today briefly, but in the style chosen by the previous poster. Then choose a style for the next victim. Try not to be nasty

I shall demonstrate by recounting my day in the style of a sports announcer (maybe with a hint of one man-and-his-dog 9for the Brits among us)

Aaand we're off! A slow start from monster who seems rather surprised no one is pushing her on ...and she's started ...quick stop in a client's garden and now she's really picking up speed aaaaaand she's back in the car on a home run...yes, she does it ......she has a kid on board...... and very neat turnaround and back out heading down the water polo practice. Nice delivery, then... oh yes, excellently timed pitstop at the store. And she's off again.....an perfectly timed pick up, didn't even see the car stop..... and the next home straight is in site.......and parked. Now she's switching to the mower and it looks like she's going to cut the grass before the final stretch to the hockey game. And what a beautiful job she does, the judges might mark her down for stopping to pick the dandelion flower for the bearded dragon, but they are going to like those stripes. And oh no, she was looking tired and the bed was in sight but she was distracted by the beer and the internet.

Next poster: In the style of a restaurant critic