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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I was horrified. I won't even explain to you what I did next...just say it had something to do with a plastic bag, a deck railing, and a thwacking noise.

Yeah. I won't tell you either, but it had something to do with a metal coffee can and a freezer.

Not sure what's best.

But I'd prefer a trap that kills.

Those poisons are bad because you want to retrieve the dead body before it stinks up the joint.