Idiot of The Day - Page 24

xoxoxoBruce · 02-18-2018, 12:12 PM

Maybe it's Suicide Bunny in disguise?

Gravdigr · 02-19-2018, 02:24 PM

I can't even...

fargon · 02-19-2018, 03:26 PM

Happy Bunny
https://www.google.com/search?q=Happ...swEwDg#imgrc=_

Beest · 02-20-2018, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Ladies and gentlemen of The Cellar, I give to you our Idiot of the Day:

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Trying to inflate her tire w/a fire extinguisher.

Can ppl really be that stupid?

i know a guy who swore by inflating his truck tires with CO2 ( fire extinguishers with the horn are CO2)

To attach an extinguisher would require the proper connection so it's already been modified, could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor). I have a couple of expired extinguishers a testing company gave me, to make air cannons ( like a t shirt cannon).
Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?

Diaphone Jim · 02-20-2018, 02:49 PM

"Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?"

Well, let's see...

Gravdigr · 02-21-2018, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest

...could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor).

It could be an idiot trying to inflate a car tire with a fire extinguisher, too.

Don't give people credit. People are idiots.

Gravdigr · 06-14-2018, 01:47 PM

"In an effort to ensure the quality of the drug the suspect purchased, detectives told Kelly if he came to the sheriff's office they could test the narcotic he purchased..."

BigV · 06-14-2018, 08:06 PM

"I...I've made a big mistake."

fargon · 06-14-2018, 08:12 PM

Yes I am as dumb as I look.

monster · 06-14-2018, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest

i know a guy who swore by inflating his truck tires with CO2 ( fire extinguishers with the horn are CO2)

To attach an extinguisher would require the proper connection so it's already been modified, could be an expired exinguisher with a couple of hundred pounds of pressurized air in it (from a shop compressor). I have a couple of expired extinguishers a testing company gave me, to make air cannons ( like a t shirt cannon).
Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?

Oh good lord.... I haven't found this stuff yet.....

(although I do(kinda) know where the paintball/nerf grenade launcher he made from one is....

xoxoxoBruce · 07-11-2018, 06:35 PM

Today's idiot is me.

All these years, the countless hours and great effort expended to chase those whippersnappers off my lawn. What a waste.

All I had to do is sign up for the sex offender registry and now every cop and parent around do all the work for me.

sexobon · 07-11-2018, 06:42 PM

Maybe that story you told about the woman who was offended because you didn't turn her over will qualify.

Carruthers · 07-13-2018, 06:51 AM

Well, this story has everything, idiocy, puns and mole grips.
Could you really ask for more?

Quote:

Man drove car sitting on bucket and steering with pliers

A motorist was stopped by police for driving while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers.

The battered car, which also had no front wing, bumper, headlights and a flat tyre was pulled over in King's Lynn in Norfolk.

Norfolk's roads policing unit tweeted pictures of "the most un-roadworthy car" and said there were "too many offences to mention".

Police said the driver has been reported to court.

"Yes this was driven on a road and yes he was sitting on a bucket and steering with a pair of mole grips," officers wrote, as they posted pictures of the vehicle in Saddlebow Road.

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Dozens of people have commented on the shocking state of the vehicle.

One person referred to a television series where contestants compete to build working machines from scrap, saying: "I think too much scrap heap challenge has been watched by that driver."

Another said it "gives a whole new meaning to the word bucket seat", while other tongue-in-cheek comments included someone calling it "ingeniously unbelievable".

One person commended the driver on a "nice bit of kerb parking", considering he only had a pair of locking pliers to steer it neatly to the side of the road.

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Full story with compulsory Twitterspiel here:

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xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2018, 08:39 AM

Plus he was sitting on the wrong side of the car.

glatt · 07-14-2018, 01:09 PM

How could he steer with those mole grips if they aren't a hand tool?

02-18-2018, 12:12 PM	#346
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe it's Suicide Bunny in disguise? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-19-2018, 02:24 PM	#347
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02-19-2018, 03:26 PM	#348
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Happy Bunny https://www.google.com/search?q=Happ...swEwDg#imgrc=_ __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-14-2018, 01:47 PM	#352
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"In an effort to ensure the quality of the drug the suspect purchased, detectives told Kelly if he came to the sheriff's office they could test the narcotic he purchased..." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2018, 08:06 PM	#353
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"I...I've made a big mistake." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-20-2018, 02:49 PM	#350
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	"Still if you have a supply of compressed air at home,, why do you need to carry some around?" Well, let's see...

06-14-2018, 08:12 PM	#354
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Yes I am as dumb as I look. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-11-2018, 06:35 PM	#356
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Today's idiot is me. All these years, the countless hours and great effort expended to chase those whippersnappers off my lawn. What a waste. All I had to do is sign up for the sex offender registry and now every cop and parent around do all the work for me. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-11-2018, 06:42 PM	#357
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Maybe that story you told about the woman who was offended because you didn't turn her over will qualify.

07-13-2018, 08:39 AM	#359
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Plus he was sitting on the wrong side of the car. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-14-2018, 01:09 PM	#360
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	How could he steer with those mole grips if they aren't a hand tool?

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