Nov 27th, 2018 : Clydesdales

xoxoxoBruce · 11-26-2018, 10:30 PM

♫I like a big horse and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
♫That when a horse strolls in at an itty bitty pace
And a big proud head is in my face, I get sprung

I like the Belgians and Percherons but the Clydesdales are special, flashier, more high spirited which unfortunately makes them
more prone to lose their cool in a bad situation. Unless you live on a farm that has them, you usually only see them in harness
pulling a wagon. But like all horses they do frolic and are capable of some impressive moves.

One outfit in Devon, UK, uses Clydesdales as you would other horses, like for carrying guests over the countryside.
At the website they have videos of their Clydesdales doing dressage, jumping, eventing, barrel racing, and reining.

Then there’s the Annual Clydesdale Stakes at Exeter Racecourse to benefit the Devon Air Ambulance Trust.

Of course the Belgians are also impressive, just not as sexy.

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 04:42 PM

If horses wore flip-flops, what would it sound like?

clipflip-clopflop...flipclop-clipflop...wait...

Horses can't wear flip-flops, they don't have a cloven hoof.

They wear shoes.

Sorry.

Sorry urrbody.

Griff · 11-27-2018, 04:45 PM

The original ATV.

blueboy56 · 11-27-2018, 10:11 PM

I have always wanted a suit of shining armor that is comparable in size and mass to that of a large draft horse. You know, lance 20 feet long and capable of spearing a tank.

Gravdigr · 11-28-2018, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blueboy56

I have always wanted a suit of shining armor that is comparable in size and mass to that of a large draft horse. You know, lance 20 feet long and capable of spearing a tank.

Careful. You'll put your eye out.

Griff · 11-28-2018, 06:16 AM

damn

Glinda · 11-28-2018, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

♫I like a big horse and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
♫That when a horse strolls in at an itty bitty pace
And a big proud head is in my face, I get sprung

I like the Belgians and Percherons but the Clydesdales are special, flashier, more high spirited which unfortunately makes them
more prone to lose their cool in a bad situation. Unless you live on a farm that has them, you usually only see them in harness
pulling a wagon. But like all horses they do frolic and are capable of some impressive moves.

Hell, some can even play football!

And then there's this (which I never saw) - very clever.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-28-2018, 10:45 PM

I'd forgotten the first one but don't remember the second.

11-26-2018, 10:30 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nov 27th, 2018 : Clydesdales ♫I like a big horse and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny ♫That when a horse strolls in at an itty bitty pace And a big proud head is in my face, I get sprung I like the Belgians and Percherons but the Clydesdales are special, flashier, more high spirited which unfortunately makes them more prone to lose their cool in a bad situation. Unless you live on a farm that has them, you usually only see them in harness pulling a wagon. But like all horses they do frolic and are capable of some impressive moves. One outfit in Devon, UK, uses Clydesdales as you would other horses, like for carrying guests over the countryside. At the website they have videos of their Clydesdales doing dressage, jumping, eventing, barrel racing, and reining. Then there’s the Annual Clydesdale Stakes at Exeter Racecourse to benefit the Devon Air Ambulance Trust. Of course the Belgians are also impressive, just not as sexy. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-27-2018, 04:42 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If horses wore flip-flops, what would it sound like? clipflip-clopflop...flipclop-clipflop...wait... Horses can't wear flip-flops, they don't have a cloven hoof. They wear shoes. Sorry. Sorry urrbody. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-27-2018, 04:45 PM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The original ATV. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-28-2018, 06:16 AM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	damn __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-28-2018, 10:45 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'd forgotten the first one but don't remember the second. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-27-2018, 10:11 PM	#4
blueboy56 Master Locutor Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 151	I have always wanted a suit of shining armor that is comparable in size and mass to that of a large draft horse. You know, lance 20 feet long and capable of spearing a tank.

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