Pictures of Flowers - Page 19

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2019, 12:19 AM

Nothing humble about it, all flowers are works of art.

beauregaardhooligan · 05-11-2019, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

...works of art.

well. notSoMuch.
Art is created by man.

Griff · 05-11-2019, 07:26 AM

Often a Picasso or a Garfunkel.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2019, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by beauregaardhooligan

well. notSoMuch.
Art is created by man.

You're right, I sit corrected.

lumberjim · 05-11-2019, 10:23 AM

Do you guys name your plants?

We do. Allow me to introduce this year's hangers....

This is Abraham, Abe for short. What is that, Velvet?

He's beautiful and velvety. Black petunia.

And Estelle. She got the old lady fro Goin on

All of the girls are similar to the petunia, but the name starts with a C.... Can never remember it..

Florence, or Flo...

And last is Merka. Short for Americus. Because of the red white and 'blue'. And her proximity to our flag.

She's very patriotic.

Amanda is planning to do the Vincas along the front walk today. We also got some lavender and Spike grass and Gerber daisies... And Batchelor buttons and some impatiens.... And a couple random flowers for the box and beds.

This has been a nice spring so far.

beauregaardhooligan · 05-11-2019, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You're right, I sit corrected.

...but you were absolutely correct about not being humble. Dandelions are probably the most audacious of all flowers. One of the 1st to flower in the spring, they stand proudly where practically nothing else can grow and proclaim "Here I am!"

Gravdigr · 05-11-2019, 11:24 AM

I've posted this before but am too lazy to find and link to it. I find it hilarious.

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Griff · 05-11-2019, 03:18 PM

This is Tim, he lives in the woods.

sexobon · 05-11-2019, 05:10 PM

So (a needle pulling thread), I see no one is naming their flowers Gennifer.

lumberjim · 05-11-2019, 07:13 PM

The C word flowers

And not impatiens, verbena.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-11-2019, 11:36 PM

You see this right here? They claim they are dressing up the steps/entrance to the home.
That's a lie, it's actually a plot to make zombies and geriatrics fall down the steps because they can't reach the railing.
Very crafty plot, but not fooling me for a moment.

lumberjim · 05-12-2019, 08:10 AM

You've said that before, and I actually think of you when I look at them. Just make sure I know you're coming, ifyou drop by again, and I'll get them out of your way.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-12-2019, 08:38 AM

What? Warn you? That's no fun.

Gravdigr · 05-12-2019, 11:20 AM

Heh, warn him from the curb.

BigV · 05-12-2019, 11:29 AM

Tell his prone broken body crumpled at the bottom of the stairs by shouting into his recently de-hearing aided ear that he *had* been warned, but he forgot just like his alzheimer's medicine.

05-11-2019, 12:19 AM	#271
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nothing humble about it, all flowers are works of art. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-11-2019, 07:26 AM	#273
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Often a Picasso or a Garfunkel. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-11-2019, 10:23 AM	#275
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Do you guys name your plants? We do. Allow me to introduce this year's hangers.... This is Abraham, Abe for short. What is that, Velvet? He's beautiful and velvety. Black petunia. And Estelle. She got the old lady fro Goin on All of the girls are similar to the petunia, but the name starts with a C.... Can never remember it.. Florence, or Flo... And last is Merka. Short for Americus. Because of the red white and 'blue'. And her proximity to our flag. She's very patriotic. Amanda is planning to do the Vincas along the front walk today. We also got some lavender and Spike grass and Gerber daisies... And Batchelor buttons and some impatiens.... And a couple random flowers for the box and beds. This has been a nice spring so far. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-11-2019, 11:24 AM	#277
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I've posted this before but am too lazy to find and link to it. I find it hilarious. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-11-2019, 03:18 PM	#278
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	This is Tim, he lives in the woods. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-11-2019, 05:10 PM	#279
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	So (a needle pulling thread), I see no one is naming their flowers Gennifer.

05-11-2019, 07:13 PM	#280
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The C word flowers And not impatiens, verbena. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-11-2019, 11:36 PM	#281
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You see this right here? They claim they are dressing up the steps/entrance to the home. That's a lie, it's actually a plot to make zombies and geriatrics fall down the steps because they can't reach the railing. Very crafty plot, but not fooling me for a moment. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-12-2019, 08:10 AM	#282
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	You've said that before, and I actually think of you when I look at them. Just make sure I know you're coming, ifyou drop by again, and I'll get them out of your way. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-12-2019, 08:38 AM	#283
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	What? Warn you? That's no fun. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-12-2019, 11:20 AM	#284
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, warn him from the curb. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-12-2019, 11:29 AM	#285
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Tell his prone broken body crumpled at the bottom of the stairs by shouting into his recently de-hearing aided ear that he had been warned, but he forgot just like his alzheimer's medicine. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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