There's Lumberthing I don't want to tell you

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

"There" as in "in the house," right? I really hope he didn't (unknowingly) watch her ingest it...

No. He was down in his room in the basement. He came up when he heard yelling after Ripley told Shelby to call 911.

He also sent me a mock obituary she had done. Presumably for a college assignment. She was survived by her mother, her brother and her dog. Dated October 2028. Cause of death, falling into the grand canyon.

I must have been dead already by then.

This is eating my ass.