Naming Your Child

[lumberjim]

I once met a man named Ed Smelstoys. yeah. pronounced just like it looks. smells toys. i had to wonder what 'kind' of toys he smelled. and if his name came from a family profession like smith or wright. i was sitting with another guy i had met, and Ed called. we talked a bit, and when i got off the phone i chuckled. the fella i was sitting with raised an eyebrow at my chuckling, so i said " that was Ed Smelstoys."

so the guy says, " jeez,.... Ed Smelstoys...... I'd have to change my name.........I think it would have to be "Paul Smelstoys"