Ascension of Christ

jdbutler · 08-10-2004, 12:23 PM

I rather enjoyed watching balding dudes spray painting the back of their heads. Wasn't that a Ronco idea... and what was it called?

glatt · 08-10-2004, 12:25 PM

hair in a can?

perth · 08-10-2004, 12:44 PM

Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

slang · 08-10-2004, 03:00 PM

Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

perth · 08-10-2004, 03:07 PM

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

God · 08-10-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth

...."What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Hey, I like that line. It's hip....modern and speaks the people's language. You up for writing for the Bible II?

Have your people get with my people.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2004, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perth

Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually *is* God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

Slang could be the next Charlton Heston. :thumpsup:

slang · 08-10-2004, 10:02 PM

Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

08-10-2004, 12:23 PM	#1
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	I rather enjoyed watching balding dudes spray painting the back of their heads. Wasn't that a Ronco idea... and what was it called? __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

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08-10-2004, 12:25 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	hair in a can?

08-10-2004, 12:44 PM	#3
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Far be it from me to criticize God, but may I make a suggestion? Lose the signature. Your posts are somewhat... diluted by it's presence.

08-10-2004, 03:00 PM	#4
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Should the sig be reworded or taken out completely? It's only there for the benefit of new members that might be confused by some of the characters.

08-10-2004, 03:07 PM	#5
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Fuck the new members! I imagine you could convince half of em that it actually is God stepping down from on high to share his nuggets of wisdom with us humble cellar dwellars. Hell, this could be a springboard to getting "The Bible, Part II" written. You know the one where God is like "What the fuck is up with all this intolerance and bigotry in my flock?"

08-10-2004, 10:02 PM	#8
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Could I retain my memory and not drool to take this position??

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