Humor...I Need Humor...

lookout123 · 08-26-2004, 07:00 PM

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they have
covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years
whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive
pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the
circumstances in the last 15 seconds before a crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of
drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the state of West Virginia was different, where 89.3 percent of the
final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!

08-26-2004, 07:00 PM	#11
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they have covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before a crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the state of West Virginia was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this! __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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