Strange parallels in religion...

[Buddha]

Originally Posted by slang

And so you smoked......what....a pound of weed? Takes quite a bit to become enlightened, I would imagine.

Then again, what the hell do I know?

Er, no. Actually, the Eight-fold Noble Path discourages the use of any intoxicating substance, including weed. I think you are mixing me up with Jesus who has a very bad habit of turning water into wine. We've all tried talking to him about this, but he pays about as much attention as Satan did to the Cable TV thing.