This is not porn - Page 19

wolf · 11-10-2004, 01:04 PM

Do not follow through on your master plan for world domination until you figure that out.

Mr. Ears · 11-10-2004, 01:10 PM

ok... but there are millions of possibilities... how will i ever be able to rule the world before i die

wolf · 11-10-2004, 01:22 PM

Alexander did it all by 30 or so, didn't he.

And you have the internet. He had a horsie.

Mr. Ears · 11-10-2004, 01:24 PM

thats true... but i dont work so i wouldnt know what it means... i go to school... but the power of the internet prevails again!!! it means Not Safe For Work... so... now on to my plans for world domination!!!!

edit: Also Alexander didnt need to know what that meant...

perth · 11-10-2004, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Ears

edit: Also Alexander didnt need to know what that meant...

And now all you need is a horsie.

perth · 11-10-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsune

This thread is dead...

Only because most Cellarites are hoping for a thread that reads, "This is porn."

If that thread hasn't been created by the time I get home, I'm doing it myself.

wolf · 11-11-2004, 01:29 AM

Thank you, sir, for attending to this important task.

Devangelist · 11-11-2004, 03:46 PM

I see that no one else is still concerned with this (or if they are they aren't posting) and i've been doing a bit of research...I dunno if it'll do anything for anybody, but it seems that the book "Death of a Traveling Salesman" was written by Eudora Welty, and it involved a shoe salesman that...well heres a synopsis:

http://www.storybites.com/weltysalesman.htm

Anyways, it talks about when he dies, he dies on a highway (one or two of the pictures was a highway) and it also talks about dying alone/being alone in life (i believe that one of the prompts had something to do with this)...didn't know if maybe that had to do with anything.

just tryin to bring some life back into this thread!

MuadDib · 11-11-2004, 08:29 PM

excellent info Dev.

infect · 11-12-2004, 02:00 PM

New hint:

A vanishing rhinoceros caresses with it's feet.
Took a penny.
Jobes wife was plagued by dancers and a hose.
A speeding man wearing a kilt made us, with a cooking man on his toes.

These four lines contain the answer to /5.

Devangelist · 11-12-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infect

New hint:

A vanishing rhinoceros caresses with it's feet.
Took a penny.
Jobes wife was plagued by dancers and a hose.
A speeding man wearing a kilt made us, with a cooking man on his toes.

These four lines contain the answer to /5.

Contains the answer to /5...wats that? i know that was his away message yesterday, but is it relevant to TINP?

I also asked him if hints to the last 2 lights were in the rest of the lights, and he said there are clues every where...I then asked if he could give me something, anything, and he said lights and sound...I suggested the lights in the background and the sounds in the background and he said just research...I asked him later if he could give me anything else, and so he said dogs can look up, which is an argument that is considered a bit of an easter egg in "Shaun of the Dead" and is also in the commentary on the second season of the comedy "Spaced." Anything connecting?

Ender · 11-12-2004, 06:17 PM

Who is "he?" What is that away message "he" had? By the way, hello. ^.- I was instroduced to this site a month ago and I thought it was just some stupid puzzle site made by 'Grandpa Joe' who got the idea off of puzzles.com.... I later revisited and now that I know what it is, it's messing with my brain. I will aid as much as I can in figuring this out.

Ender · 11-12-2004, 06:23 PM

By the way, when I was on the http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselmeer.htm page... I deleted the /IJsselmeer.htm, so it just said http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see. I was redirected to www.krisboruf.com/see, and after going on www.krisboruf.com it says nothing but.... "Welcome to boruffgoestogermany.com!" Does anyone know what's up with this?

Kita · 11-12-2004, 08:41 PM

Was directed here when looking for help for the you-know-what

Ok, based on the new clues, here is what I have. Dogs, it is arguable whether or not they can lookup, but pigs definetly cant look up. Not sure if that helps :/

I tried many combinations of Jobes, wife, dancers, and hose, and got nothing but porn sites from google

It must just be a riddle, not referencing any sort of literature or movie.

Oh, found something else. I know that this guy likes to change this puzzle, and I dont remember anyone mentioning this, so here is what I found on the Devil with 5 Fingers page:
There was nothing I could do. He had disappeared. I persecute yellower
thought@Klizzie-YazziGahWol-La-CheeNa-as-tso-si BeDzehKlizzieNesh-cheeWol-La-CheeLinMoasi BeWol-La-CheeLin Wol-La-CheeDzehGahWol-La-Chee DzehLinThan-Zie

There is another mention of this yellower person on I believe the page with the windmills as well. I think it is important, on both mentions it talks of him being the one to blame.....

juuhanna · 11-13-2004, 04:41 AM

Okay, the reason why I joined this place is because I wanna know more about TINP. I'm somewhat obsessed now... ;D

Just out of curiosity; has anyone figured out the very, <i>very</i> light text next to the tree with the glowing eyes says? In the "DON'T STRAY FROM THE PATH"-page? There's some question in it, it seems...

-------
edit: I've been trying to figure it out anyway... it looks like it says something along the lines of <i>
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF SOMEONE CAME ALONG
AND ***** SOMETHING
*** OF YOU?" </i>

(*= no clue what letter it is)

11-10-2004, 01:04 PM	#271
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Do not follow through on your master plan for world domination until you figure that out. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-10-2004, 01:10 PM	#272
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	ok... but there are millions of possibilities... how will i ever be able to rule the world before i die __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom?

11-10-2004, 01:22 PM	#273
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Alexander did it all by 30 or so, didn't he. And you have the internet. He had a horsie. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-10-2004, 01:24 PM	#274
Mr. Ears RULER OF THE WORLD!!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: in a box Posts: 80	thats true... but i dont work so i wouldnt know what it means... i go to school... but the power of the internet prevails again!!! it means Not Safe For Work... so... now on to my plans for world domination!!!! edit: Also Alexander didnt need to know what that meant... __________________ Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not at their crotch when they have to go to the bathroom? Last edited by Mr. Ears; 11-10-2004 at 01:27 PM.

11-11-2004, 01:29 AM	#277
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Thank you, sir, for attending to this important task. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-11-2004, 03:46 PM	#278
Devangelist Lazy Guy Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Illinois Posts: 20	I see that no one else is still concerned with this (or if they are they aren't posting) and i've been doing a bit of research...I dunno if it'll do anything for anybody, but it seems that the book "Death of a Traveling Salesman" was written by Eudora Welty, and it involved a shoe salesman that...well heres a synopsis: http://www.storybites.com/weltysalesman.htm Anyways, it talks about when he dies, he dies on a highway (one or two of the pictures was a highway) and it also talks about dying alone/being alone in life (i believe that one of the prompts had something to do with this)...didn't know if maybe that had to do with anything. just tryin to bring some life back into this thread!

11-11-2004, 08:29 PM	#279
MuadDib Lead Subordinate Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 15	excellent info Dev.

11-12-2004, 02:00 PM	#280
infect Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 6	New hint: A vanishing rhinoceros caresses with it's feet. Took a penny. Jobes wife was plagued by dancers and a hose. A speeding man wearing a kilt made us, with a cooking man on his toes. These four lines contain the answer to /5.

11-12-2004, 06:17 PM	#282
Ender Rapscallion Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5	Who is "he?" What is that away message "he" had? By the way, hello. ^.- I was instroduced to this site a month ago and I thought it was just some stupid puzzle site made by 'Grandpa Joe' who got the idea off of puzzles.com.... I later revisited and now that I know what it is, it's messing with my brain. I will aid as much as I can in figuring this out.

11-12-2004, 06:23 PM	#283
Ender Rapscallion Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5	By the way, when I was on the http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see/IJsselmeer.htm page... I deleted the /IJsselmeer.htm, so it just said http://www.thisisnotporn.com/see. I was redirected to www.krisboruf.com/see, and after going on www.krisboruf.com it says nothing but.... "Welcome to boruffgoestogermany.com!" Does anyone know what's up with this?

11-12-2004, 08:41 PM	#284
Kita Kinda New Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1	Was directed here when looking for help for the you-know-what Ok, based on the new clues, here is what I have. Dogs, it is arguable whether or not they can lookup, but pigs definetly cant look up. Not sure if that helps :/ I tried many combinations of Jobes, wife, dancers, and hose, and got nothing but porn sites from google It must just be a riddle, not referencing any sort of literature or movie. Oh, found something else. I know that this guy likes to change this puzzle, and I dont remember anyone mentioning this, so here is what I found on the Devil with 5 Fingers page: There was nothing I could do. He had disappeared. I persecute yellower thought@Klizzie-YazziGahWol-La-CheeNa-as-tso-si BeDzehKlizzieNesh-cheeWol-La-CheeLinMoasi BeWol-La-CheeLin Wol-La-CheeDzehGahWol-La-Chee DzehLinThan-Zie There is another mention of this yellower person on I believe the page with the windmills as well. I think it is important, on both mentions it talks of him being the one to blame..... Last edited by Kita; 11-12-2004 at 09:09 PM.

11-13-2004, 04:41 AM	#285
juuhanna Newbie~ Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: finland Posts: 15	Okay, the reason why I joined this place is because I wanna know more about TINP. I'm somewhat obsessed now... ;D Just out of curiosity; has anyone figured out the very, <i>very</i> light text next to the tree with the glowing eyes says? In the "DON'T STRAY FROM THE PATH"-page? There's some question in it, it seems... ------- edit: I've been trying to figure it out anyway... it looks like it says something along the lines of <i> "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE CAME ALONG AND *** SOMETHING * OF YOU?" </i> (= no clue what letter it is) Last edited by juuhanna; 11-13-2004 at 06:34 AM. Reason: adding stuff*

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