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Elspode · 12-19-2004, 12:47 PM

The Christmas Roast

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filletd by the fire
With hot skewers poked up thru their noses

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat will really hit the
spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sizzle when they fry

And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times, many ways
Tasty chipmunks, good food

12-19-2004, 12:47 PM	#10
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Christmas Roast Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes Yuletide squirrels fresh filletd by the fire With hot skewers poked up thru their noses Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove Help to make them seasoned right Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat will really hit the spot tonight And now when Santa sees his tray There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh And every hungry child is gonna spy To see if chipmunks really sizzle when they fry And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze To keep them crisp and juicy too Let's hope they get served many times, many ways Tasty chipmunks, good food __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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