Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 30

Queen of the Ryche · 04-22-2009, 10:40 AM

How old is he? That's funny!

Aliantha · 04-22-2009, 09:14 PM

He's 12. Almost 13. First year of high school.

Everything is about the penis now...and I suppose it will be for the rest of his life.

ZenGum · 04-25-2009, 02:35 AM

I knew a guy called Mark Stretch. Of course, on the library computer system, it's family name first.

true story.

Queen of the Ryche · 05-22-2009, 12:03 PM

Princess OTR (age 5) did a drawing of me, her, hearts, rainbows, flowers, etc. In one margin there's an NESW - I asked why: "That's a compass mommy, cuz I live you in all directions."

Flint · 05-22-2009, 12:12 PM

WIN.

Queen of the Ryche · 05-22-2009, 12:13 PM

That was last night. This morning on the way to school, "You and my daddy should just kiss and get it over with." (Divorced for three years.)

Clodfobble · 05-22-2009, 12:22 PM

I thought at first she wrote NSFW in the margin.

Flint · 05-22-2009, 12:41 PM

me too

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2009, 12:43 PM

heheheee

3 year old niece, after coming downstairs from the bathroom and being asked "did you wash your hands?"

"I used the appetizer up there."

Queen of the Ryche · 05-22-2009, 12:44 PM

Her daddy's vocab is definitely NSFW, but luckily the only time I've seen that come to fruition SO FAR was when we were behind a slow car, and she proceeded to blurt out "Go, Bitch!" at age two.

Flint · 05-22-2009, 01:12 PM

cutest word ever: my 1yo son says "guggle" for snuggle

Flint · 05-23-2009, 10:53 AM

My 2yo daughter was telling me about Harligula.

Harligula makes you fall down and hurt your head.

Harligula makes everybody feel bad.

What is Harligula? Harligula is animals.

What is Harligula? Harligula makes everybody bad.

Harligula doesn't have a stripe (we were just drawing pictures to differentiate between horses and zebras).

SteveDallas · 05-23-2009, 11:41 AM

She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?

Flint · 05-23-2009, 01:12 PM

I don't own Caligula and have no recollection or reason for it ever to have been discussed. I thought about that. First thing I thought of.

Clodfobble · 05-23-2009, 01:34 PM

From a syllables-from-a-toddlers-mouth perspective, I'd guess "alligator."

04-22-2009, 10:40 AM	#1
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	How old is he? That's funny! __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

04-22-2009, 09:14 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	He's 12. Almost 13. First year of high school. Everything is about the penis now...and I suppose it will be for the rest of his life. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-25-2009, 02:35 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I knew a guy called Mark Stretch. Of course, on the library computer system, it's family name first. true story. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-22-2009, 12:03 PM	#4
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Princess OTR (age 5) did a drawing of me, her, hearts, rainbows, flowers, etc. In one margin there's an NESW - I asked why: "That's a compass mommy, cuz I live you in all directions." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

05-22-2009, 12:12 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	WIN. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-22-2009, 12:13 PM	#6
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	That was last night. This morning on the way to school, "You and my daddy should just kiss and get it over with." (Divorced for three years.) __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

05-22-2009, 12:22 PM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I thought at first she wrote NSFW in the margin. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-22-2009, 12:41 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	me too __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-22-2009, 12:43 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	heheheee 3 year old niece, after coming downstairs from the bathroom and being asked "did you wash your hands?" "I used the appetizer up there." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2009, 12:44 PM	#10
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Her daddy's vocab is definitely NSFW, but luckily the only time I've seen that come to fruition SO FAR was when we were behind a slow car, and she proceeded to blurt out "Go, Bitch!" at age two. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

05-22-2009, 01:12 PM	#11
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	cutest word ever: my 1yo son says "guggle" for snuggle __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-23-2009, 10:53 AM	#12
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	What is a Harligula? My 2yo daughter was telling me about Harligula. Harligula makes you fall down and hurt your head. Harligula makes everybody feel bad. What is Harligula? Harligula is animals. What is Harligula? Harligula makes everybody bad. Harligula doesn't have a stripe (we were just drawing pictures to differentiate between horses and zebras). __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-23-2009, 11:41 AM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	She didn't accidentally find your DVD of Caligula did she?

05-23-2009, 01:12 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I don't own Caligula and have no recollection or reason for it ever to have been discussed. I thought about that. First thing I thought of. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-23-2009, 01:34 PM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	From a syllables-from-a-toddlers-mouth perspective, I'd guess "alligator." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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