Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 48

footfootfoot · 03-15-2012, 06:23 PM

From the five year old who says, "Nor shall I..."

"I want to wear my camouflage shirt." (She hasn't got a camo shirt. Five minutes later she appears wearing her tie-dye shirt. Hippie camouflage, I suppose.)

"The red pigeon-looking bird is in our yard." (Cardinal) "I call cardinals red pigeons because they look like pigeons."

BigV · 03-15-2012, 08:03 PM

I'd be following them around with the video camera trolling for gems like this. So cute!

Aliantha · 03-23-2012, 07:24 PM

This morning Dazza was getting dressed and Max was hanging about. All of a sudden he pops up and says to me, "Daddy has a little doodle, and I have a BIG doodle."

All I could do was laugh while Max just kept going on about it, and Dazza was half laughing and half telling him to shut up about it.

ZenGum · 03-23-2012, 08:01 PM

AND he catches bigger fish!

Aliantha · 03-23-2012, 08:03 PM

Yes, they're just heading off to fishing now.

Also, apparently Aden has a little doodle too. Max just said so.

I sense a theme developing.

classicman · 03-24-2012, 08:51 AM

I sense a meme developing.

HungLikeJesus · 03-23-2012, 08:16 PM

Doodle envy.

Clodfobble · 03-23-2012, 10:07 PM

Minifob said something similar a few months back. "Daddy's privates will never be as long as mine!"

Clodfobble · 03-24-2012, 08:52 AM

I sense a peen developing.

Aliantha · 03-24-2012, 05:59 PM

Well Max has just turned three. He's obsessed with his doodle. I'm sick of the sight of it to be honest. And telling him to take his hands off it. And telling him I don't want to see it.

The list goes on.

Rhianne · 03-24-2012, 06:26 PM

It never stops you know.

Yesterday I gave my daughter, a nineteen year-old, a list of stuff I wanted her to do for me. "You should be nicer to me," she said, "remember that it's me who'll choose the home you get put into."

Nice.

wolf · 03-25-2012, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhianne

It never stops you know.

Yesterday I gave my daughter, a nineteen year-old, a list of stuff I wanted her to do for me. "You should be nicer to me," she said, "remember that it's me who'll choose the home you get put into."

Nice.

When momwolf would get cranky I would just look at her and say, "Mother, need I remind you that I know every single bad nursing home in the county?" For humorous effect, I would often say this in front of people, usually nurses who were trying to do something that she was refusing.

(calling momwolf "mother" was my equivalent for her using my first, middle, and last name at the beginning of a comment)

classicman · 03-25-2012, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

(calling momwolf "mother" was my equivalent for her using my first, middle, and last name at the beginning of a comment)

Aliantha · 03-24-2012, 06:39 PM

You know, I've said pretty much those same words to my father. Pretty recently. He's 64, but pretty fit and healthy, so not much chance of anything happening too soon, but still. lol

Being the mother of two teenage sons and having a husband, I'm aware of the penis fascination, but I think Max is the worst I've ever seen. He's certainly worse than the other two boys ever were.

Clodfobble · 03-25-2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

And telling him to take his hands off it.

OMG yes.

"But I'm not pointing it at you, so it's okay."
"No, it's never okay in front of other people. You have to be by yourself, no one else in the room."
"I will close my eyes, then no one else will be here."
"No!"

03-15-2012, 06:23 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	From the five year old who says, "Nor shall I..." "I want to wear my camouflage shirt." (She hasn't got a camo shirt. Five minutes later she appears wearing her tie-dye shirt. Hippie camouflage, I suppose.) "The red pigeon-looking bird is in our yard." (Cardinal) "I call cardinals red pigeons because they look like pigeons." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-15-2012, 08:03 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'd be following them around with the video camera trolling for gems like this. So cute! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-23-2012, 07:24 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	This morning Dazza was getting dressed and Max was hanging about. All of a sudden he pops up and says to me, "Daddy has a little doodle, and I have a BIG doodle." All I could do was laugh while Max just kept going on about it, and Dazza was half laughing and half telling him to shut up about it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-23-2012, 08:01 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	AND he catches bigger fish! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-23-2012, 08:03 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yes, they're just heading off to fishing now. Also, apparently Aden has a little doodle too. Max just said so. I sense a theme developing. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-24-2012, 08:51 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I sense a meme developing. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-23-2012, 08:16 PM	#7
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Doodle envy. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-23-2012, 10:07 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifob said something similar a few months back. "Daddy's privates will never be as long as mine!" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-24-2012, 08:52 AM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I sense a peen developing. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-24-2012, 05:59 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Well Max has just turned three. He's obsessed with his doodle. I'm sick of the sight of it to be honest. And telling him to take his hands off it. And telling him I don't want to see it. The list goes on. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-24-2012, 06:26 PM	#11
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	It never stops you know. Yesterday I gave my daughter, a nineteen year-old, a list of stuff I wanted her to do for me. "You should be nicer to me," she said, "remember that it's me who'll choose the home you get put into." Nice.

03-24-2012, 06:39 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You know, I've said pretty much those same words to my father. Pretty recently. He's 64, but pretty fit and healthy, so not much chance of anything happening too soon, but still. lol Being the mother of two teenage sons and having a husband, I'm aware of the penis fascination, but I think Max is the worst I've ever seen. He's certainly worse than the other two boys ever were. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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