HELP!! I have been invaded by a Devil Goat!

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Wrong thread sun_sparkz, this really should be in the what's for dinner thread.

I'd start by googling east indian recipes, they do a lot of goat curries.

Another tack is to be frank with the goat and explain the options: Goat curry or behave. Animals are pretty perceptive, but you have to really be sincere.

I am convinced that the reason our son is so easygoing is that as an infant I would subliminally suggest theings like:
"convenient babies have a higher survival rate than inconvenient babies" or "convenient babies are less likely to be left in snowbanks than inconvenient babies"

Not a threat, per se, but just a sort of bee in his bonnet. So far, at 18 months he's been an unalloyed joy.

Failing any of the above cheeky advice, I'd contact a large animal vet and see what they have to offer. I know a good one over here in the u.s.