Erect nipples

xoxoxoBruce · 09-22-2005, 07:34 AM

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no boobs to speak of, just the leading edges

That trumps double d's with no points.

Tonchi · 09-22-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That trumps double d's with no points.

I would gladly have traded for the double-D's instead, that would have been less awkward and would have attracted less morbid fascination. The one photo that my ex-husband took has been confiscated. Now that I think about, it probably should be destroyed because I do not want somebody coming across it one day when I am 80 years old and have comfortably forgotten all about this.

Elspode · 09-22-2005, 03:14 PM

I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom?

Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. *Then* take a picture of the result and post it here.

Your arbitor of good taste,
Patrick

Troubleshooter · 09-22-2005, 03:20 PM

You are entirely correct. My request was unsophisticated and uncultured. I certainly agree that your more nuanced approach is superior. I heartily endorse it.

Tonchi · 09-22-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. *Then* take a picture of the result and post it here.

Patrick, you are all class but I think I'll pass on that suggestion. Instead, you guys can go buy a bag of sugared gumdrops for comparison while I run away and hide somewhere

At least nobody is so twisted as to suggest I lie down on the copier at Kinko's. We definitely do not want to start a thread on copier portraits here

But that reminds me, has anybody seen the page of "catscans" that some guy had going a few years ago? It was a link on nomoreaolcds.com.

plthijinx · 09-23-2005, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tonchi

......twisted as to suggest I lie down on the copier at Kinko's.....

since you mentioned it :p

xoxoxoBruce · 09-23-2005, 06:16 PM

Bless them all
Bless them all
The big and the pert and the small
Although it may psych them
The guys will still like them
So here's to the tits, bless them all

View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted	38	64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque	16	27.12%
Neither more or less attracted	4	6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff	1	1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul	0	0%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

09-22-2005, 03:14 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom? Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. Then take a picture of the result and post it here. Your arbitor of good taste, Patrick __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

09-22-2005, 03:20 PM	#4
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	You are entirely correct. My request was unsophisticated and uncultured. I certainly agree that your more nuanced approach is superior. I heartily endorse it. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

09-23-2005, 06:16 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Bless them all Bless them all The big and the pert and the small Although it may psych them The guys will still like them So here's to the tits, bless them all __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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