Corrupted Wish

smoothmoniker · 10-24-2005, 06:02 PM

The game goes something like this. Person 1 posts a wish. Person two grants the wish, but with some added feature that makes it a corrupted thing. Person 2 then posts their own wish. For example:

Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars

Person 2: You get a million dollars, but it comes in the form of an insurance check to cover the costs of your debilitating penis cancer.

I wish I was one of the cool kids

Person 3: You are one of the cool kids, but your neck strains from having to duck under your mother goat's belly to suckle. Still, those sunglasses do look cool.

I wish ....

You get the idea. I'll start

I wish I could lose 30 lbs and get in shape.

Trilby · 10-24-2005, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

I wish I could lose 30 lbs and get in shape.

*evil chuckle*

Ok, you CAN lose 30 lbs. and get in shape but you have to eat less and exercize! EVERY DAY!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!! Ehx-cellent!

I wish I had a sweet, kind boyfriend.

Bullitt · 10-24-2005, 06:14 PM

You lose 30 pounds and get in shape.. but it is because you lost a leg in a viscious moped drive-by ax chopping. You are in shape now because it is alot more work hobbling everywhere on one leg, the hospital ran out of wheel chairs and prosthetic limbs.

I wish I could move back to SoCal one day.

lumberjim · 10-24-2005, 06:15 PM

you lose the thirty pounds in a freak accident where you are pinned by your arm for 5 days under a rock. you have to cut your own arm off with a pen knife, losing 20 lbs. you lose the other ten and get in shape from starving, and walking the 4 miles back to your car.

I wish I had all of Jimmy Page's guitar skills and knowledge

Bullitt · 10-24-2005, 06:15 PM

Crap Brianna!!!!

lumberjim · 10-24-2005, 06:16 PM

goddammit

Griff · 10-24-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

*evil chuckle*

Ok, you CAN lose 30 lbs. and get in shape but you have to eat less and exercize! EVERY DAY!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!! Ehx-cellent!

I wish I had a sweet, kind boyfriend.

Of course he's sweet and kind he's gay as the day is long.

I wish my research paper was done.

laebedahs · 10-24-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I wish I had a sweet, kind boyfriend.

Poof! You have a sweet, kind boyfriend, but you have to blow him/take it up the rear anytime he asks and have dinner ready when he comes home from work.

I wish my wife hadn't've left me.

Trilby · 10-24-2005, 06:33 PM

bullit-you move back to SoCal but the very next day it falls into the sea due to an earthquake of historical proportions.

LJ has all of Jimmy Page's guitar skills and knowledge, but you get into a lumberjack accident (maybe a tree falls on your SUV with you in it?) and you lose both hands and become deaf and dumb.

Griff, your research paper is done but, inexplicably, the prof runs it thru LookItUp.com and finds you've plagarized it. He reports you to the judiciary committee.

laebedahs, your wife returns to you and you have wild sex with her--but she gives you a scathing hot case of Herpes Simplex II.

Griff · 10-24-2005, 06:34 PM

Hmmm...this is going smoothly.

lumberjim · 10-24-2005, 06:52 PM

yeah, we don;t do rules well.

I wish we did, though

Undertoad · 10-24-2005, 07:00 PM

The new userbase includes a merger with Mennonite message board, and you will be banned for non-compliance.

I wish all spammers could be wiped off the face of the planet.

BigV · 10-24-2005, 07:17 PM

Griff:

Your paper *is* done, in fact, when you print out your final draft and submit it to your professor, you learn that it was done before. By someone else. You have to defend yourself against a charge of plagarism.

I wish I understood everything my wife said to me.

edit: I guess I should read the posts before I submit mine. I *honestly* didn't know Bri corrupted your wish in the same way I did. I swear! Wow. Talk about karma. yeesh!

Elspode · 10-24-2005, 07:20 PM

All spammers mysteriously disappear from the planet, but the federal government passes a $10,000/year/user head tax on all ISPs and hosting services.

I wish I could be a working journalist.

Griff · 10-24-2005, 07:25 PM

You are but you cover the pizza delivery beat.

I wish my goats would stay in.

10-24-2005, 06:02 PM	#1
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Corrupted Wish The game goes something like this. Person 1 posts a wish. Person two grants the wish, but with some added feature that makes it a corrupted thing. Person 2 then posts their own wish. For example: Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars Person 2: You get a million dollars, but it comes in the form of an insurance check to cover the costs of your debilitating penis cancer. I wish I was one of the cool kids Person 3: You are one of the cool kids, but your neck strains from having to duck under your mother goat's belly to suckle. Still, those sunglasses do look cool. I wish .... You get the idea. I'll start I wish I could lose 30 lbs and get in shape. __________________ to live and die in LA

10-24-2005, 06:14 PM	#3
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	You lose 30 pounds and get in shape.. but it is because you lost a leg in a viscious moped drive-by ax chopping. You are in shape now because it is alot more work hobbling everywhere on one leg, the hospital ran out of wheel chairs and prosthetic limbs. I wish I could move back to SoCal one day. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

10-24-2005, 06:15 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you lose the thirty pounds in a freak accident where you are pinned by your arm for 5 days under a rock. you have to cut your own arm off with a pen knife, losing 20 lbs. you lose the other ten and get in shape from starving, and walking the 4 miles back to your car. I wish I had all of Jimmy Page's guitar skills and knowledge __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2005, 06:15 PM	#5
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Crap Brianna!!!! __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

10-24-2005, 06:16 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	goddammit __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2005, 06:33 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	bullit-you move back to SoCal but the very next day it falls into the sea due to an earthquake of historical proportions. LJ has all of Jimmy Page's guitar skills and knowledge, but you get into a lumberjack accident (maybe a tree falls on your SUV with you in it?) and you lose both hands and become deaf and dumb. Griff, your research paper is done but, inexplicably, the prof runs it thru LookItUp.com and finds you've plagarized it. He reports you to the judiciary committee. laebedahs, your wife returns to you and you have wild sex with her--but she gives you a scathing hot case of Herpes Simplex II. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-24-2005, 06:34 PM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Hmmm...this is going smoothly. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-24-2005, 06:52 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, we don;t do rules well. I wish we did, though __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-24-2005, 07:00 PM	#12
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The new userbase includes a merger with Mennonite message board, and you will be banned for non-compliance. I wish all spammers could be wiped off the face of the planet.

10-24-2005, 07:17 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Griff: Your paper is done, in fact, when you print out your final draft and submit it to your professor, you learn that it was done before. By someone else. You have to defend yourself against a charge of plagarism. I wish I understood everything my wife said to me. edit: I guess I should read the posts before I submit mine. I honestly didn't know Bri corrupted your wish in the same way I did. I swear! Wow. Talk about karma. yeesh! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-24-2005, 07:20 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	All spammers mysteriously disappear from the planet, but the federal government passes a $10,000/year/user head tax on all ISPs and hosting services. I wish I could be a working journalist. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-24-2005, 07:25 PM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You are but you cover the pizza delivery beat. I wish my goats would stay in. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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