Corrupted Wish - Page 9

Beestie · 10-29-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I wish I was done cleaning out the garage.

The garage is now clean. Damn clean. To celebrate, you head into the kitchen in search of a beer and in the fridge you find not a beer but a transmission, four quarts of oil, a box of finishing nails, some duct tape, spare plumbing parts and, oh, a jar of pickle juice and a packet of duck sauce.

I wish I could think of a wish that can't be corrupted.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-29-2005, 09:48 PM

You do, you wish the Sun to come up tomorrow. Unfortunately an overnight series of wordwide volcanos pollute the air so badly, nobody can tell.

I wish the Cellar would get linked on slashdot.

dar512 · 10-29-2005, 09:54 PM

That's an easy one. The Cellar is linked on Slashdot and becomes permanently slashdotted.

I wish I could find my glasses.

smoothmoniker · 10-29-2005, 10:27 PM

is the clutter in your garage broken down neatly into groups of 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11? cuz if so, I can totally take care of that for you ...

footfootfoot · 10-29-2005, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Well, I'd be willing to bet it sounds great, but it ain't a real B-3.

Digital recreations of old analogue electro-mechanical/electronic musical instruments are truly impressive, but they are *not* the real deal. Sampling and modeling do not a B-3 or a Moog make.

Ask anyone who plays them. Most working musicians will shrug and say something like, "Hey, it sounds close enough, and it is a lot easier to road; more reliable." But ask someone who is into the devices themselves and they'll tell you...it ain't the same.

SM, feel free to jump in anytime.

You were saying?

Guyute · 10-30-2005, 12:18 AM

You find your glasses, but on the table in the interview room where the police placed them, after THEY found them at the scene of a peeping tom.

I wish I had a Second Cup coffee shop closer to my home...

wolf · 10-30-2005, 12:23 AM

A Second Cup Coffee Shop opens closer to your home. In fact, your home and the surrounding neighborhood is demolished to make way for the Second Cup, a Lowes, and a Super Walmart.

I wish there were some clever shows on television.

zippyt · 10-30-2005, 12:56 AM

all media BUT television is here by banned , no books , no mags , NO NET !!!!!
The net is just simply turned OFF !!!!!!!
nothing but MUST SEE TV!!! ,
the official viewing device is a head harness with eye lid clamps , and big dudes to clamp it on !!!,
nothing BUT Clever shows ( with subliminal re-education footage in the back ground ) to watch , All HAIL GWB and the american republic !!!!!!

I wish that i could hit the powerball lotto numbers !!!

Tonchi · 10-30-2005, 01:16 AM

Congratulations, you DO hit the powerball numbers, as well as two officials of the Lottery, with a sledge hammer you are wielding as you rush screaming onstage to demolish the studio where the drawing is being held. Police and security guards finally manage to subdue you and haul you away. The next day, papers all over the worldwill describe the rampage by a gentleman from Arkansas who went berserk when none out of the 10,563 lottery numbers he bought at bars this month was drawn. Wolf will keep us posted on your status

I wish we didn't have to switch our clocks back tonight.

Beestie · 10-30-2005, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I wish there were some clever shows on television.

And in a stunning development, the original cast of Saturday Night Live sans John Belushi and Gilda Radner have decided to reunite and produce a weekend variety show several orders of magnitude more entertaining than the recycled cud late-night weekend viewers are now limited to.

I wish I knew when I was going to die.

Tonchi · 10-30-2005, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

I wish I knew when I was going to die.

NOW!

I wish I knew what to do with this body.

zippyt · 10-30-2005, 01:57 AM

bury it , beestie will start stinking after a few days left un refrigerated .

I wish i could not have to work , but still earn $1,000,000 a month for the rest of my life

plthijinx · 10-31-2005, 09:07 AM

granted. unfortunately for you, your dog, Ollie, is the only one who can spend it. All he sees fit to buy is milkbones and fire hydrants.

i wish my sister wasn't such a bitch.
then again, she's a lawyer, what'd i expect?

dar512 · 10-31-2005, 09:33 AM

Your sister discovers the joy of Prozac. She becomes a very mellow and pleasant person. And now pretty much sucks as a lawyer. And you know, her husband Bubba has a bad back and has been out of work for a month of Sundays. So she, Bubba, and little Bubbas number 1 through number four are coming to live with you. Won't that be nice?

I wish this bug was already fixed.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-31-2005, 11:11 AM

The bug IS already fixed...everything you're doing now is screwing things up worse than ever.

I wish I could turn back the clock a few weeks.

10-29-2005, 09:48 PM	#122
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You do, you wish the Sun to come up tomorrow. Unfortunately an overnight series of wordwide volcanos pollute the air so badly, nobody can tell. I wish the Cellar would get linked on slashdot. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-29-2005, 09:54 PM	#123
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	That's an easy one. The Cellar is linked on Slashdot and becomes permanently slashdotted. I wish I could find my glasses. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-29-2005, 10:27 PM	#124
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	is the clutter in your garage broken down neatly into groups of 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11? cuz if so, I can totally take care of that for you ... __________________ to live and die in LA

10-30-2005, 12:18 AM	#126
Guyute Gamehenge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Halifax, NS Posts: 168	You find your glasses, but on the table in the interview room where the police placed them, after THEY found them at the scene of a peeping tom. I wish I had a Second Cup coffee shop closer to my home... __________________ It's Really Plain and Easy To See, The Family grows like fungus on a tree.

10-30-2005, 12:23 AM	#127
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	A Second Cup Coffee Shop opens closer to your home. In fact, your home and the surrounding neighborhood is demolished to make way for the Second Cup, a Lowes, and a Super Walmart. I wish there were some clever shows on television. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-30-2005, 12:56 AM	#128
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	all media BUT television is here by banned , no books , no mags , NO NET !!!!! The net is just simply turned OFF !!!!!!! nothing but MUST SEE TV!!! , the official viewing device is a head harness with eye lid clamps , and big dudes to clamp it on !!!, nothing BUT Clever shows ( with subliminal re-education footage in the back ground ) to watch , All HAIL GWB and the american republic !!!!!! I wish that i could hit the powerball lotto numbers !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-30-2005, 01:16 AM	#129
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Congratulations, you DO hit the powerball numbers, as well as two officials of the Lottery, with a sledge hammer you are wielding as you rush screaming onstage to demolish the studio where the drawing is being held. Police and security guards finally manage to subdue you and haul you away. The next day, papers all over the worldwill describe the rampage by a gentleman from Arkansas who went berserk when none out of the 10,563 lottery numbers he bought at bars this month was drawn. Wolf will keep us posted on your status I wish we didn't have to switch our clocks back tonight. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

10-30-2005, 01:57 AM	#132
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	bury it , beestie will start stinking after a few days left un refrigerated . I wish i could not have to work , but still earn $1,000,000 a month for the rest of my life __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-31-2005, 09:07 AM	#133
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	granted. unfortunately for you, your dog, Ollie, is the only one who can spend it. All he sees fit to buy is milkbones and fire hydrants. i wish my sister wasn't such a bitch. then again, she's a lawyer, what'd i expect? __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

10-31-2005, 09:33 AM	#134
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Your sister discovers the joy of Prozac. She becomes a very mellow and pleasant person. And now pretty much sucks as a lawyer. And you know, her husband Bubba has a bad back and has been out of work for a month of Sundays. So she, Bubba, and little Bubbas number 1 through number four are coming to live with you. Won't that be nice? I wish this bug was already fixed. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-31-2005, 11:11 AM	#135
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The bug IS already fixed...everything you're doing now is screwing things up worse than ever. I wish I could turn back the clock a few weeks. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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