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07-18-2002, 12:48 PM

"Where's my fuckin' wife?"

Griff · 07-18-2002, 02:04 PM

[delete tripped over David]

Michael Pallin or some reasonable facimile thereof queried. "Is everything Zen, Allan?"

07-18-2002, 02:09 PM

"Who do you think I am, mother fucker? Gavin Fucking Rossdale? I don't give a fucking fuck about zen! Now where's my fucking wife?"

Something was going to have to be done.

elSicomoro · 07-18-2002, 02:56 PM

In comes Pat Croce, proclaiming, "I feel great! And Allen, you can too!"

Undertoad · 07-18-2002, 03:04 PM

*BLAM* *BLAM*

"I been waitin' to do that, you know, for a long time... I don't need to take your shit, you know, now that, you know, you don't sign my, you know, pay check any more."

elSicomoro · 07-18-2002, 03:09 PM

"We're talking about a paycheck here. A paycheck. A paycheck. Not volunteering. A paycheck. We're talking about a paycheck here. Not volunteering, a paycheck."

Griff · 07-19-2002, 06:24 AM

No longer would Pat live in a van down by the river. An Irish wake...

warch · 07-23-2002, 11:14 AM

..was out of the question, as it implied an open bar and a large tab. Instead the joyful group, which by this time had closely bonded, quickly moved to...

07-23-2002, 11:17 AM

ChiChi's. A celebration of food ensued.

elSicomoro · 07-23-2002, 11:41 AM

Little did they know that the "ground beef" the restaurant was serving was actually dog meat.

warch · 07-23-2002, 11:47 AM

But FRESH dog meat, so they were spared the cramping and vomiting that plagued the con agra supplied Don Pablo's on the opposite side of the highway. The Chimichanga Chihuahua Fajitas were sizzling and the Mango-glazed...

07-23-2002, 11:50 AM

Saint Bernard was as tasty as ever. Ignorance, it seems, is bliss.

Griff ordered the Fried Ice Cream to top off a great dinner.

headsplice · 07-24-2002, 04:31 PM

However, the double shot of Triple Sec wasn't settling so well

Griff · 07-25-2002, 06:42 AM

Cooling his fevered brow against the damp chill of porceline, Griff rededicated himself to...

elSicomoro · 07-25-2002, 07:27 AM

...buying every available issue made of the Turkish version of Playboy.

07-18-2002, 02:04 PM	#32
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	[delete tripped over David] Michael Pallin or some reasonable facimile thereof queried. "Is everything Zen, Allan?" __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-19-2002, 06:24 AM	#37
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	No longer would Pat live in a van down by the river. An Irish wake... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-24-2002, 04:31 PM	#43
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	However, the double shot of Triple Sec wasn't settling so well __________________ Don't Panic

07-25-2002, 06:42 AM	#44
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Cooling his fevered brow against the damp chill of porceline, Griff rededicated himself to... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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07-18-2002, 12:48 PM	#31
dave Guest Posts: n/a	"Where's my fuckin' wife?"

07-18-2002, 02:09 PM	#33
dave Guest Posts: n/a	"Who do you think I am, mother fucker? Gavin Fucking Rossdale? I don't give a fucking fuck about zen! Now where's my fucking wife?" Something was going to have to be done.

07-18-2002, 02:56 PM	#34
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	In comes Pat Croce, proclaiming, "I feel great! And Allen, you can too!"

07-18-2002, 03:04 PM	#35
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	BLAM BLAM "I been waitin' to do that, you know, for a long time... I don't need to take your shit, you know, now that, you know, you don't sign my, you know, pay check any more."

07-18-2002, 03:09 PM	#36
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	"We're talking about a paycheck here. A paycheck. A paycheck. Not volunteering. A paycheck. We're talking about a paycheck here. Not volunteering, a paycheck."

07-23-2002, 11:14 AM	#38
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	..was out of the question, as it implied an open bar and a large tab. Instead the joyful group, which by this time had closely bonded, quickly moved to...

07-23-2002, 11:17 AM	#39
dave Guest Posts: n/a	ChiChi's. A celebration of food ensued.

07-23-2002, 11:41 AM	#40
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Little did they know that the "ground beef" the restaurant was serving was actually dog meat.

07-23-2002, 11:47 AM	#41
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	But FRESH dog meat, so they were spared the cramping and vomiting that plagued the con agra supplied Don Pablo's on the opposite side of the highway. The Chimichanga Chihuahua Fajitas were sizzling and the Mango-glazed...

07-23-2002, 11:50 AM	#42
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Saint Bernard was as tasty as ever. Ignorance, it seems, is bliss. Griff ordered the Fried Ice Cream to top off a great dinner.

07-25-2002, 07:27 AM	#45
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	...buying every available issue made of the Turkish version of Playboy.

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