The WTF NSFW thread - Page 134

richlevy · 05-29-2009, 07:50 PM

Everything but the 'itty bitty waist'.

Quote:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

capnhowdy · 05-30-2009, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alluvial

Have you never been to the beach? I don't think it's just black wimmins.

Very true. I was referring to the above post.

ZenGum · 05-30-2009, 07:28 PM

Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest??

And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2009, 07:48 PM

I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras.

richlevy · 06-13-2009, 08:18 AM

The site has very brief nudity.

http://www.washlet.com/

Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered".

impress · 06-13-2009, 12:31 PM

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ZenGum · 05-30-2009, 07:58 PM

Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count.
Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2009, 08:11 PM

Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look.

ZenGum · 05-30-2009, 08:31 PM

Counting from the left:
1. Agreed.
2. Agreed.
3. Agreed.
4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be.
5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children.
6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV.
7. Agreed.
8. I missed that, could well be.
9. Agreed.
10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera.
11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do?

Probably a camera.
12. See 11. Yes.

Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?]

And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at?

Shawnee123 · 05-30-2009, 10:32 PM

Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger.

Undertoad · 05-30-2009, 10:54 PM

I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.

ZenGum · 05-31-2009, 04:36 AM

So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there?

capnhowdy · 05-31-2009, 06:29 AM

That would be considered "enhanced interrogation".

impress · 05-31-2009, 09:28 AM

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Trilby · 06-13-2009, 08:35 AM

Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?"

Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings."

05-30-2009, 07:28 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest?? And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-30-2009, 07:48 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-13-2009, 08:18 AM	#5
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	The site has very brief nudity. http://www.washlet.com/ Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered". __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

06-13-2009, 12:31 PM	#6
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

05-30-2009, 07:58 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count. Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-30-2009, 08:11 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-30-2009, 08:31 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Counting from the left: 1. Agreed. 2. Agreed. 3. Agreed. 4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be. 5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children. 6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV. 7. Agreed. 8. I missed that, could well be. 9. Agreed. 10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera. 11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do? Probably a camera. 12. See 11. Yes. Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?] And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-30-2009, 10:32 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-30-2009, 10:54 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.

05-31-2009, 04:36 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-31-2009, 06:29 AM	#13
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That would be considered "enhanced interrogation". __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-31-2009, 09:28 AM	#14
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

06-13-2009, 08:35 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?" Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings." __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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