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Old 06-13-2009, 09:12 AM   #1
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Ah, washlet, a name I recognise from the mysterious orient.

Perfect for when you need to take a robocrap.
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Old 06-13-2009, 12:48 PM   #2
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"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:24 PM   #3
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"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".


Oh crap, I'm sorry the monkey was the butt of your joke, but that's funny!"
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Old 06-13-2009, 01:34 PM   #4
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If I had been drinking milk, it woulda come outta my nose.

good one!!
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Old 06-13-2009, 02:48 PM   #5
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:56 PM   #6
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Proof positive that yes, they are all pink on the....um....outside.
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Old 06-14-2009, 08:41 AM   #7
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hooray!

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Old 06-21-2009, 05:04 AM   #8
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hooray!

I showed this pic to my cousin and she said, "Is that Bum Cha?".
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:24 AM   #9
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Can't remember if I've posted this previously.

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Old 06-22-2009, 07:26 AM   #10
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Can't remember if I've posted this previously.

Attachment 23940

Buderim is a town, and presumably an electoral district, a little over 100 km north of Brisbane. That's Ali's turf.
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Old 06-14-2009, 08:44 AM   #11
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Oh...Oh the humanity!
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Old 06-14-2009, 10:58 AM   #12
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Okay, that crosses the line. I quit the internet.
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:12 AM   #13
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I wanna see her pour a can a Coke down there....
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:15 AM   #14
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I'm sure she would, and then throw the can in there as a bonus.
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Old 06-14-2009, 11:42 AM   #15
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This pretty much answers the question "Is there anything you wouldn't do for money, girl?"
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