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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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12-12-2009, 12:45 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Yes it has a penis, yet sensitive, with gentle cycle for your finest crystal goblets.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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12-12-2009, 02:45 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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What's more, it does the washing up!
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12-13-2009, 01:10 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts. Were they hoping that the child molesting husbands would run out and buy one for their clueless wives? Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?
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12-13-2009, 08:00 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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12-13-2009, 06:19 PM
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Your Bartender
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12-13-2009, 09:03 PM
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Come on, cat.
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12-13-2009, 09:05 PM
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The future is unwritten
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I think you're right.
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12-13-2009, 04:09 PM
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Named After the Family Dog
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From the Hotpoint Pedophile Model Manual.
1) Invite unsuspecting neighbor girl over when wife is out shopping. 2) Tell the girl you're going to play a fun game of "fill the dishwasher." 3) Blindfold her. 4) As she attempts to load dishwasher, proceed to rub hands and erection all over her body. 5) Use "gravy groove" as needed. 6) Send girl home with $5 |
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12-13-2009, 05:11 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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So, Paula Poundstone is the spokesperson?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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12-13-2009, 06:27 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys too, come to think of it...
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12-13-2009, 06:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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12-13-2009, 09:57 PM
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Beware of potatoes
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She's barefoot, swimming pool outside, makes sense it's a bathing suit.
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12-13-2009, 11:03 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing.
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12-14-2009, 08:12 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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