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Old 12-21-2010, 02:42 PM   #1
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looks like an art project gone horribly, horribly wrong.
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Old 12-21-2010, 02:45 PM   #2
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At least they can bleed it for a few units. I am not sure it would be safe to shoot. Might leak milk.
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Old 12-26-2010, 08:08 PM   #3
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Old 12-26-2010, 10:49 PM   #4
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is that a snuggie?!
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Old 12-27-2010, 04:14 AM   #5
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Oh, I don't know, I suppose, after a six-pack or three, she'd probably pass for snuggly.



ETA: Excellent WTF, btw.
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Old 01-04-2011, 01:53 PM   #6
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Telling husband you're going out for the night with the "Girls".... $0.00.
· Red Leather Jacket for night out with the "Girls"... $200.00.
· Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the "Girls"... $ 90.00.

Having husband open the mailed radar ticket, looking at the "photo proof" and seeing you, his dear wife, with another man's penis in her hand....
PRICELESS!
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:37 PM   #7
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that was great....
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:16 AM   #8
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Suzette never got the hang of driving a stick shift...
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:21 PM   #9
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But can she chew gum while changing gears?
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:06 PM   #10
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now that's multi-tasking!
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:01 PM   #11
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Can she chew gum, change gears, and jerk off the dude? That is the question. I say hire her.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:42 PM   #12
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Heheh...Call her back for another interview anyway!
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:53 PM   #13
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Its a good joke, but I doubt this picture was taken from one of those cameras at an intersection. More like from the passenger in a semi. I mean, see how she is looking directly into the camera? I couldn't tell you where the camera is in an intersection, let alone be caught looking at one just as it took my picture.
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:15 PM   #14
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Not to mention it wouldn't be in color, nor does the photo show a license plate, and it is a flash photo, etc, etc. The only thing missing from the description was "And then she fainted"
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:16 PM   #15
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Not to mention it wouldn't be in color, nor does the photo show a license plate, and it is a flash photo, etc, etc. The only thing missing from the description was "And then she fainted"
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