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05-22-2012, 08:40 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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I see only one priority. Singular.
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05-22-2012, 09:09 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-27-2012, 02:08 AM
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05-27-2012, 05:15 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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05-27-2012, 08:23 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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05-22-2012, 09:39 PM
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If you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you die.
If you get laid then you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you still die, but you die happy. If you don't get laid and you don't get trampled, you still fucking die. Minus the fucking, of course.
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05-22-2012, 10:42 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-22-2012, 11:08 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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then you get the big death before the little death...it's the journey, not the destination, right?
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05-22-2012, 11:30 PM
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a beautiful fool
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Little death = orgasm in french
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05-23-2012, 02:12 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-23-2012, 06:12 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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I am working on a PSA to raise awareness of the dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation, the tagline is going to be "Not a good way to come, but a great way to go!"
Should be fun.
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05-26-2012, 03:20 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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ETA: I'd like to apologize to any cocksuckers I may have offended with this post.
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05-26-2012, 09:13 PM
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The future is unwritten
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You better apologize they've got an air force.
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05-27-2012, 12:40 PM
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erika
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I didn't even realize we were on the subject of dildos, but:
8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… from United Indecent Pleasures.    Quote:
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05-28-2012, 08:03 AM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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It was funny, that's the mane thing.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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