The WTF NSFW thread - Page 310

Gravdigr · 07-14-2016, 04:02 PM

I found this funny as hell:

My man.

Clodfobble · 07-14-2016, 06:42 PM

I listened to Lovelines with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on a regular basis from around 1995-2001 or so. One of the things that stuck with me was a show late in that time frame where Adam and Dr. Drew asserted that after so many thousands of phone calls, there are things you can pick up on instantly in people's voice and tone, and one is not only whether a female caller had been molested, but at what age, because her voice stops developing--or is trapped, the psychological affecting the physiological--in that range. The tangent started because of a particular caller with a baby voice just like in the video, and she admitted they were indeed correct about both the childhood history and also the age they predicted, based on her voice.

And that's why it's a "porn voice."

glatt · 07-14-2016, 08:24 PM

That's both fascinating and depressing.

footfootfoot · 07-14-2016, 09:15 PM

Crap.

I'm in love with that black girl.

And what glatt and fobble said

Clodfobble · 07-14-2016, 09:55 PM

I actually thought the whole thing was going to be a setup: get the audience guessing along with them, encourage them to feel out their instincts on the matter, then reveal that none of the contestants are porn stars... but both of the hosts ARE. "How you like them prejudicial apples, huh? Sex workers are intelligent and deserving of respect too, bitches!" ...Except then it wasn't.

footfootfoot · 07-14-2016, 11:03 PM

That's on PBS.

Gravdigr · 07-19-2016, 04:42 PM

Titty Trick Shots w/Steve-O, Laura Lux and a SuperBall:

Big Sarge · 07-25-2016, 10:20 PM

I know most of you will not see the humor in this, but I know some guys who just might end up with a tattoo like this.

Gravdigr · 07-26-2016, 12:49 PM

Excellent.

This is my candidate for Best Tattoo Ever:

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Big Sarge · 07-27-2016, 12:57 AM

Wow. That is awesome. Really awesome

Big Sarge · 07-27-2016, 01:03 AM

This is my new avatar on a military forum.

Clodfobble · 08-15-2016, 03:01 PM

Not an image, but I felt it was safer to stick this in an officially NSFW thread... I am looking for a slang word, and urbandictionary and the like won't let me search definitions instead of words.

What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.

footfootfoot · 08-15-2016, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.

1. Choda, et al, means 'taint, as in "it ain't the asshole or the prick (or vagina) cf Weeds, S01E05

2. Choda can also mean a dick that is fatter than long, what English speaking people sometimes call a "muffin dick"

3. Circumcision is the practice of removing the foreskin (clue is in the title) so after it has been removed it is still a foreskin. Although you may embellish with adjectives like, "the offensive in God's eyes..., or "It's not genital mutilation when God says it's ok..." "Am I just really sun-stroked or should we all cut off our foreskins?"

The elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking?

Spexxvet · 08-16-2016, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

...the elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking?

Interesting choice of words, because the guy who circumcises elephants doesn't get paid much, but the tips are big

elSicomoro · 08-15-2016, 03:33 PM

Frenulum?

07-14-2016, 04:02 PM	#1
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07-14-2016, 06:42 PM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I listened to Lovelines with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on a regular basis from around 1995-2001 or so. One of the things that stuck with me was a show late in that time frame where Adam and Dr. Drew asserted that after so many thousands of phone calls, there are things you can pick up on instantly in people's voice and tone, and one is not only whether a female caller had been molested, but at what age, because her voice stops developing--or is trapped, the psychological affecting the physiological--in that range. The tangent started because of a particular caller with a baby voice just like in the video, and she admitted they were indeed correct about both the childhood history and also the age they predicted, based on her voice. And that's why it's a "porn voice." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-14-2016, 09:15 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Crap. I'm in love with that black girl. And what glatt and fobble said __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-14-2016, 09:55 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I actually thought the whole thing was going to be a setup: get the audience guessing along with them, encourage them to feel out their instincts on the matter, then reveal that none of the contestants are porn stars... but both of the hosts ARE. "How you like them prejudicial apples, huh? Sex workers are intelligent and deserving of respect too, bitches!" ...Except then it wasn't. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-14-2016, 11:03 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That's on PBS. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-14-2016, 08:24 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's both fascinating and depressing.

07-19-2016, 04:42 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Titty Trick Shots w/Steve-O, Laura Lux and a SuperBall: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-25-2016, 10:20 PM	#8
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I know most of you will not see the humor in this, but I know some guys who just might end up with a tattoo like this. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-26-2016, 12:49 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Excellent. This is my candidate for Best Tattoo Ever: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-27-2016, 12:57 AM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Wow. That is awesome. Really awesome __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

07-27-2016, 01:03 AM	#11
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	This is my new avatar on a military forum. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-15-2016, 03:01 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Not an image, but I felt it was safer to stick this in an officially NSFW thread... I am looking for a slang word, and urbandictionary and the like won't let me search definitions instead of words. What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-15-2016, 03:33 PM	#15
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Frenulum?

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