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Cerdded · 03-02-2006, 11:24 PM

Brain Inactivity

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a
stroke. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After
what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his
scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain shows no sign of
activity, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock. "We've never had a Republican in the family before!"

03-02-2006, 11:24 PM	#11
Cerdded Layperson Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Toronto,Ont. Canada Posts: 13	Brain Inactivity While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain shows no sign of activity, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Republican in the family before!" __________________ I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension. Steven Wright

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