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Old 03-20-2006, 12:12 PM   #1
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Old 05-20-2006, 08:12 PM   #2
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Wasn't going to call it an accident, but considering it was done with my ex? I'll say yes....and one of us in a moment of passion at my office accidentally grabbed the fire alarm bar and broke it, causing the alarm to sound. Fired dept. dispatched. The couple (who will remain nameless) came out telling a fib (burning in hell for this one) that a broom fell against it, became wedged, and broke it. Stupidest lie ever, with lots of shrugging and I dunnohs in the parking lot of the office.

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Old 03-20-2006, 12:36 PM   #3
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No. It's a plantain.

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Old 03-20-2006, 01:18 PM   #4
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No, but I would probably enjoy doing so.

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Old 03-20-2006, 02:16 PM   #5
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yes.

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Old 03-20-2006, 02:19 PM   #6
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yes...



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Old 03-20-2006, 02:57 PM   #7
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Have you ever had your back hair waxed?
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:55 PM   #8
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have you ever had someone elses mail sitting in your house for a days with the intention of walking down the street to put it in their mail box but then wondered what could be inside and openned it and it actually had money in it?
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:09 PM   #9
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No Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:24 PM   #10
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yes, and she wore a blue dress.

have you ever gone anywhere in drag?
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:40 PM   #11
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Yes (halloween party - I felt free )

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Old 03-20-2006, 05:49 PM   #12
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no

Don't you hate his glasses?
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:09 PM   #13
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No, they work for his facial structure.

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Old 03-20-2006, 07:11 PM   #14
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fuck yeah

will you marry me?
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Old 03-20-2006, 07:37 PM   #15
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I thought you'd never ask. Can I bring me mum?
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