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Old 10-18-2006, 07:53 PM   #31
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Will someone please explain to me what 'junk in the trunk' means?
It means a fine, fat, plump (but firm!) arse.
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:01 PM   #32
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lol...right. I couldn't quite tell what the actual boundaries were. At first I thought it meant large arse, but then I thought it meant fit arse and now I know it means a combination of the two. What I'd like to know now is how you make the distinction between firm and plum and just plain fat?
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:07 PM   #33
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You take it on aan ass-by-ass basis.
Sometimes "just plain fat" looks great.
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Old 10-19-2006, 02:50 PM   #34
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... What I'd like to know now is how you make the distinction between firm and plum and just plain fat?
Squeeze it.
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Old 10-20-2006, 03:40 AM   #35
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Hmmmm...interesting. I think I'll have to test this theory.
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:00 AM   #36
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Squeeze it.
It's not a melon!
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:56 AM   #37
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It's not a melon!
Correct! Those would be found on your chest.
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Old 10-20-2006, 02:53 PM   #38
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Squeeze it.
I've had both sqeezed by a girl. I was not expecting it. It was weird. On the bright side, she said I had the firmest chest she's ever squeezed. I think that thats a good thing. It was weird, very very weird. I mean I don't mind being touched...it was just so unexpected. I need some warning before you decide to do something like that, I broke up w/ a guy once b/c he unexpectedly pinched my ass. We'd only held hands and pecked...he didn't even do it at a reasonable time...we were walking down the street w/ my younger cousin. Anyway just felt like rambling....
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Old 10-20-2006, 02:58 PM   #39
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Squeeze it.
Nibble it!:p
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Old 10-21-2006, 02:15 AM   #40
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nibble it? you mean become a butt muncher? lol I work with one or two of those...
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:01 AM   #41
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This is more important than all those questions about sexual history, so give it your utmost sincere concideration...OK?

Do guys like big butts?

I don't.
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:59 AM   #42
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What about, do girls like big butts?
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Old 10-21-2006, 06:18 AM   #43
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"gotta have a big hammer to drive a large nail"

Thats what a guy I know says anyways.
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Old 10-21-2006, 06:20 AM   #44
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lol...I've heard that before. Usually from guys with big dicks though.
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Old 10-21-2006, 06:21 AM   #45
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gimme a few more wines and I will put my arse up here for *judging*
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