Celebrity Won't Bang List

[milkfish]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'm not interested in any of the conventionally attractive men my colleagues lust for. I'd rather go for tea with Ian Hislop than have sex with most movie stars.

I will give Robbie Williams a specific mention though. Even without being over-tattooed, egocentric and self-indulgent, I bet he's a really crap lover.

In spite of such temptations
Laid by those of her great nation
She won't bang that Englishman
She won't ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ang that Englishman.

Pace G&S