Humor...I Need Humor...

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A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip. He began his day with
an 8 pound bass on the first cast and a 7 pound on the second.
On the third cast he had just caught his first ever bass over 11 pounds
when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what
was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.
He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital.
He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 bass over 10 pounds. He was
jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your
fishing trip didn't you!
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four
hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been languishing in the
ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more
than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!" "For the rest of her life
she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver
forever!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then snickered and said, " I'm Just messing with you. She's
dead. What'd you catch?"