Trolls.......forgive me Bob

Hyoi · 04-08-2007, 06:46 AM

To be sung to Bob Dylan’s Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
(forgive me Mr. Dylan)

They’ll troll you if you try to make a point
They’ll troll if your mind is out of joint
They’ll troll you when you try to write a line
They’ll troll you if your thinkin’ ain’t so fine
They’re always and forever very bold
Everybody must get trolled

They’ll troll you if you write bad poetry
They’ll troll you with their own bull tweedle-dee
They’ll troll you if your jokes are sort of lame
They’ll troll you cause your stealin’ all their fame
They don’t mind if their words are icy cold
Everybody must get trolled

They’ll troll you if the link you post is slow
They’ll troll you if you don’t put on a show
They’ll troll you while you’re sleepin’ in the bed
They’ll troll you ‘till you wish that they were dead
Jack Daniels and a doobie poorly rolled
Everybody must get trolled

They’ll troll you if your friends are blacks and Jews
They’ll troll you ‘cause they hope you’re gonna lose
They’ll troll you if you have a diff’rent view
They’ll troll you ‘cause they have a missing screw
They’ll troll you when they lose they’re slipp’ry hold
Everybody must get trolled

Drag ‘em from the sewer and their dark place
Drag ‘em out and make them show their face
Drag ‘em out into the broad daylight
They’ll turn to stone and then we’ll be alright
Show them that they all have twisted souls
Everybody stone them trolls

DanaC · 04-08-2007, 07:22 AM

Hahaha. Outstanding.

Hyoi · 04-08-2007, 09:06 AM

Muchos gracias, DanaC.

LabRat · 04-27-2007, 11:10 AM

Great!

Hyoi · 04-27-2007, 01:24 PM

Danka, LabRat!

TheMercenary · 04-27-2007, 10:10 PM

Hyoi · 04-28-2007, 08:02 AM

Yeah. Don't you wish you had the money those little bastards made.

TheMercenary · 04-28-2007, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyoi

Yeah. Don't you wish you had the money those little bastards made.

I use to have a ton of them. I have one left. He is not in all that great of condition.

Troll · 12-17-2009, 12:08 PM

we don't wear our hair like that anymore

Sundae · 12-17-2009, 03:41 PM

But have you grown a peepee yet?

Happy Monkey · 12-17-2009, 03:50 PM

I used to have a ceramic one with no hair, designed to be used as a planter. I of course filled it with kerosene-soaked socks and gave him orange hair instead of green.

Alas, he fell off a table and died. Luckily, no forests were lost.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-18-2009, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

I of course filled it with kerosene-soaked socks and gave him orange hair instead of green.

"Of course"? Wouldn't "Of course" indicate that is the normal, the expected, the common thing to do?

I guess that would explain where all those missing mating socks disappeared to.

DanaC · 12-18-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

I guess that would explain where all those missing mating socks disappeared to.

You wear special socks for that purpose?

Sundae · 12-18-2009, 06:27 AM

This thread title keeps making me laugh.
Every night as we are clearing away dinner things, Dad excuses himself "to see Bob"

This means he is off for a wee.

It comes from a children's TV quiz show called Blockbusters, where the panels on the board were identified by letter - the letter the answer started with. For many years, it amused the kids (and the audience at home) when someone asked, "Can I have a P please, Bob?"
It lasted long enough to amuse us into our late teens when someone asked, "Can I have an E please, Bob?"

So, forgive me Bob, I know not what I do.

Pie · 12-18-2009, 07:54 AM

Bob approves.

04-08-2007, 09:06 AM	#3
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04-08-2007, 06:46 AM	#1
Hyoi Faithful Companion Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 188	Trolls.......forgive me Bob To be sung to Bob Dylan’s Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 (forgive me Mr. Dylan) They’ll troll you if you try to make a point They’ll troll if your mind is out of joint They’ll troll you when you try to write a line They’ll troll you if your thinkin’ ain’t so fine They’re always and forever very bold Everybody must get trolled They’ll troll you if you write bad poetry They’ll troll you with their own bull tweedle-dee They’ll troll you if your jokes are sort of lame They’ll troll you cause your stealin’ all their fame They don’t mind if their words are icy cold Everybody must get trolled They’ll troll you if the link you post is slow They’ll troll you if you don’t put on a show They’ll troll you while you’re sleepin’ in the bed They’ll troll you ‘till you wish that they were dead Jack Daniels and a doobie poorly rolled Everybody must get trolled They’ll troll you if your friends are blacks and Jews They’ll troll you ‘cause they hope you’re gonna lose They’ll troll you if you have a diff’rent view They’ll troll you ‘cause they have a missing screw They’ll troll you when they lose they’re slipp’ry hold Everybody must get trolled Drag ‘em from the sewer and their dark place Drag ‘em out and make them show their face Drag ‘em out into the broad daylight They’ll turn to stone and then we’ll be alright Show them that they all have twisted souls Everybody stone them trolls __________________ When you stop trying to make sense of it all, it all begins to make sense.

04-08-2007, 07:22 AM	#2
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Hahaha. Outstanding.

12-17-2009, 12:08 PM	#9
Troll Soylent Greenhorn Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 25	we don't wear our hair like that anymore

12-17-2009, 03:41 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	But have you grown a peepee yet? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-17-2009, 03:50 PM	#11
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I used to have a ceramic one with no hair, designed to be used as a planter. I of course filled it with kerosene-soaked socks and gave him orange hair instead of green. Alas, he fell off a table and died. Luckily, no forests were lost. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-18-2009, 06:27 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	This thread title keeps making me laugh. Every night as we are clearing away dinner things, Dad excuses himself "to see Bob" This means he is off for a wee. It comes from a children's TV quiz show called Blockbusters, where the panels on the board were identified by letter - the letter the answer started with. For many years, it amused the kids (and the audience at home) when someone asked, "Can I have a P please, Bob?" It lasted long enough to amuse us into our late teens when someone asked, "Can I have an E please, Bob?" So, forgive me Bob, I know not what I do. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-18-2009, 07:54 AM	#15
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Bob approves. Attached Images __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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