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Trilby · 05-18-2007, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That I'd like to see. Can you post the steps?

I can tell you how to do it!

FIRST YOU JUMP TO THE LEFT!

...no, wait...that dance conjures up something else altogether...

lumberjim · 05-18-2007, 09:03 PM

oh, were you a time warp dancing rocky horror fag? did you throw toast?!

Trilby · 05-18-2007, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

oh, were you a time warp dancing rocky horror fag? did you throw toast?!

I can't believe you have to ask.

I also held a newspaper over my head, threw rice, engaged in elbow sex and pointed at new people and yelled "Virgin!"

Gawd what a nerd.

Oh yeah--at the time, my hair looked EXACTLY like Magentas.

Ibby · 05-18-2007, 10:30 PM

I can play the Time Warp on the gittar.
I loooove it!

DucksNuts · 05-19-2007, 03:20 AM

Elbow sex????

Please explain?

Aliantha · 05-19-2007, 04:50 AM

yeah, I've heard of fisting, but that's just plain nasty!

Trilby · 05-19-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

yeah, I've heard of fisting, but that's just plain nasty!

Don't knock something 'till you know what it is.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-19-2007, 03:54 PM

Perverts.

I should think with all the sun Australia gets, solar desalination plants that use the steam to make power would be a good bet.
You don't have enough water and never did, so the future is even worse just from population growth.

When I say not enough water, I mean to exploit the agricultural possibilities you have. You could be very wealthy feeding all those Asians. I think food and water are going to become all the more valuable in the foreseeable future.

Griff · 05-19-2007, 05:43 PM

Nuclear powered desalination. You bitches better get on the stick or you're just another Indonesian outpost. (Look you know Griff is on a piss but he's freaking right this time.)

TheMercenary · 05-19-2007, 07:11 PM

I don't really care if it rains down under or not, I want it to rain here and help put out some of these fires and fill up the ponds to save me fish.

Aliantha · 05-19-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Nuclear powered desalination. You bitches better get on the stick or you're just another Indonesian outpost. (Look you know Griff is on a piss but he's freaking right this time.)

Well there's 200 million of them and only 20 million of us. I think we'd be in trouble if they decided to take over.

The best advantage we have over Indonesia is the fact that it's split up into so many little islands and they're not very well organized.

Meanwhile, their fishermen come into our waters and catch stuff they shouldn't be catching, so they have their boats sunk and get shipped home. Actually, here's a fact. Sometimes they come all the way to Australia and make camp on our northern shorlines with their animals and plants. If they're spotted the camps don't last too long.

They get us back by shooting our drug dealers though. Somehow, I think the joke's on them.

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-20-2007, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Don't knock something 'till you know what it is.

Elbow sex, after all, being pretty much knocking elbows during a double high-five.

At least one RHPS showing theater had to ban the use of frozen hot dogs (w/o buns, and not kept in a bun-dance either) after they got one stuck halfway through the screen during the "You're a hotdog..." number.

["We ask for nothing!"
(a beat.) "And you shall receive it -- in abundance!"

What's a bun dance, Frankie?
Well, it can't be big; it holds nothing.
Didn't Frankie do one earlier in the film?

Trilby · 05-20-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

Elbow sex, after all, being pretty much knocking elbows during a double high-five.

Thanks for enlightening those who persist on the stubborn (yet righteous!) path toward Quaker Meeting or the Nunnery.

Geesh, some people.

Aliantha · 05-20-2007, 06:09 PM

For christ sake Brianna, if you just don't get the joke then say so. There's no need to carry on is there?

Trilby · 05-20-2007, 06:10 PM

No, there isn't any carrying on, is there Ali? It was you who didn't get the joke.

Only your usual twat-ish behavior, though.

gawd, you're a bore.

05-18-2007, 09:03 PM	#17
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05-18-2007, 10:30 PM	#19
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I can play the Time Warp on the gittar. I loooove it! __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-19-2007, 04:50 AM	#21
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	yeah, I've heard of fisting, but that's just plain nasty! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-19-2007, 03:54 PM	#23
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Perverts. I should think with all the sun Australia gets, solar desalination plants that use the steam to make power would be a good bet. You don't have enough water and never did, so the future is even worse just from population growth. When I say not enough water, I mean to exploit the agricultural possibilities you have. You could be very wealthy feeding all those Asians. I think food and water are going to become all the more valuable in the foreseeable future. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-19-2007, 05:43 PM	#24
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nuclear powered desalination. You bitches better get on the stick or you're just another Indonesian outpost. (Look you know Griff is on a piss but he's freaking right this time.) __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-19-2007, 03:20 AM	#20
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Elbow sex???? Please explain?

05-19-2007, 07:11 PM	#25
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I don't really care if it rains down under or not, I want it to rain here and help put out some of these fires and fill up the ponds to save me fish. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-20-2007, 06:09 PM	#29
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	For christ sake Brianna, if you just don't get the joke then say so. There's no need to carry on is there? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-20-2007, 06:10 PM	#30
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	No, there isn't any carrying on, is there Ali? It was you who didn't get the joke. Only your usual twat-ish behavior, though. gawd, you're a bore. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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