Humor...I Need Humor...

Phil · 05-29-2007, 04:58 AM

why dont black people dream?

coz the last one who had a dream got assassinated.

nitro1364 · 05-30-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil

why dont black people dream?

coz the last one who had a dream got assassinated.

am i going straight to hell for laughing at that?

Phil · 05-30-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by nitro1364

am i going straight to hell for laughing at that?

i wrote it .... you only read it.

nitro1364 · 05-30-2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil

i wrote it .... you only read it.

well yeah

you're screwed

xoxoxoBruce · 05-30-2007, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil

i wrote it .... you only read it.

Anyone that didn't find the humour in that, has a serious problem. If they thought it was funny, but were embassed they did, gotta lighten up.

smurfalicious · 05-31-2007, 08:18 AM

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

smurfalicious · 05-31-2007, 08:20 AM

THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements one week were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. The following winning entries were printed in the newspaper.

Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky,
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski.
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress;
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky."

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

05-29-2007, 04:58 AM	#1
Phil Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 304	why dont black people dream? coz the last one who had a dream got assassinated. __________________ Atheist n A person to be pitied in that he is unable to believe things for which there is no evidence, and who has thus deprived himself of a convenient means of feeling superior to others.

05-31-2007, 08:18 AM	#6
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore. One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast. __________________

05-31-2007, 08:20 AM	#7
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	what the hell.. here's another. THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements one week were to use the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. The following winning entries were printed in the newspaper. Third place: There once was a girl named Lewinsky, Who played on a flute like Stravinsky. 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Second place: Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky, "We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski. Since you made such a mess, Use the hem of your dress; And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky." And the winning entry: Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known: That an intern is better Than a bomb in a letter When deciding how best to be blown. __________________

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