Humor...I Need Humor...

[Radar]

A man is walking down the beach when he stubs his toe on a lamp. When he does, 2 blond genies come out and tell him they will grant him 3 wishes for setting them free. So he makes his wishes and goes home.

When he walks up to his house and opens the door, he notices that it's filled with scantily clad supermodels walking around talking about how sexy he is. He walks upstairs to his bedroom and opens the walk-in closet and it's filled from top to bottom and one side to the other with hundred dollar bills. Just as he notices this he hears a knock at the door.

He walks downstairs and opens the door and he sees some KKK members wearing hoods and robes and they grab him and drag him outside. Then they burn a cross in his yard, beat him senseless, and hang him from a tree.

Then the 2 main KKK members remove their hoods and they are the 2 blonde genies.

One of them looks at the other and says, "I can understand the women, and I can understand the money, but I don't understand why he wanted to be hung like a black man."