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Nearly done.
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In which ways are you above average?
I'm a rather ordinary sort of person but I am above average in one way:
The average human has less than two legs. So tell me, in what way are you above average - oh, and boys, before any of you decide to make any boastful posts we already know that they're all average! |
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polaroid of perfection
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Quote:
It still wouldn't be true of course I am more pedantic than average ![]()
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Nearly done.
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I'm a rather ordinary sort of person but I am above average in one way:
The average human has fewer than two legs. So tell me, in what way are you above average - oh, and boys, before any of you decide to make any boastful posts we already know that they're all average! |
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I'm really good at shit stirring. All I need is a bottle of... oooo what's that, Cutty Sark? Look Out!
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Location: Yorkshire
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I don't understand the premise....in what way does the average human being have fewer than two legs?
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Since a few humans lack or lose legs, the average number of legs is like 1.99.
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Ohhhhhh....ta
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Professor
Join Date: Dec 2006
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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Vice-President of Resentment
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Illinois
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I am really good at installing carpet. I spread joy, sunshine, and happiness every day by making people's houses pretty. Installing carpet isn't brain surgery. If you give a crap about how it looks, and do it long enough, you get good at it.
I am very good at staying married to my wife. 16 years, and I haven't pissed her off so much, that she would leave me. I am excellent at flirting with old ladies. Kind of goes with the carpet installing. And yes it is above average.
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...you smell something?
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Monroe, GA
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I am above average in reading and interpreting body language. I do very well with people but I am best with animals (cats, dogs, horses, sheep and cattle). My mother was always surprised that I could get the most intractable animals to do what I wanted in a short amount of time.
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I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse! |
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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In every way.
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Professor
Join Date: Dec 2006
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UT, no no you have to do it in the booming God-terminator voice. It can't sound like Ron Howard.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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That's not necessary, he carries a big stick.
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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I thought that was LJ?
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