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[BrianR]

Careful of new scam

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen
to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 19-year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items
into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. Reminded
me of a scene right out of Cool Hand Luke.

It is impossible not to look and go into trance.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they both climb in the passenger seat, one sitting on
the other's lap.

On the way, they start kissing each other ...

Then one of them turns to you to perform the nasty with you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 11th, 13th, twice on the 15th, on the
17th, 20th, August 3rd, 7th, 16th, two times just yesterday, and
very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some
more wallets.

Just a friendly warning.