I'm sick of my own shit

lumberjim · 09-18-2007, 11:21 PM

All I want to do with the cellar is pick on the asshats. It's like I'm type cast. It definitely needs to be done, but jeez.....there's so much of it to do, that I don't have a lot of time to be anything other than the bouncer.

I haven't contributed any cool threads, any deep thoughts.....nothing but some amusing ridiculing of the crapflooders. I'm sore tempted to drop out for a while, but I know I can't. Srsly. What's a Hammer to do?

Flint · 09-18-2007, 11:24 PM

Have you tried eating a dick?

lumberjim · 09-18-2007, 11:39 PM

i forgot to eat a dick!

bluecuracao · 09-19-2007, 12:48 AM

Switch to rum and ginger beer, aka Dark 'n' Stormies?

09-19-2007, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

What's a Hammer to do?

Where I come from there are many people like you; but, they have something that you don't have ... a spin doctor! Why don't you come with me to see the wizard? I'm sure that she/he/it will find you a spin doctor. Of course, the Cellar doesn't yet have a wizard; so, we'll have to have a nomination thread followed by a poll thread to select a wizard. Say, that sounds like a good job for a Hammer in need.

BTW, I'm still sporting the user title "off to see the wizard" that you gave me way back when. I wonder if that's some kind of record? We'll have to have an anniversary celebration next week.

Griff · 09-19-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

What's a Hammer to do?

Write one piece of heavy life explaining philosophy, then get back to rabbit whomping.

Shawnee123 · 09-19-2007, 07:34 AM

Don't go changin'
We like you just the way you are.

Spexxvet · 09-19-2007, 08:25 AM

Hammer on yourself for awhile. It's so easy, it'll be like a vacation.

Shawnee123 · 09-19-2007, 08:43 AM

.

skysidhe · 09-19-2007, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Write one piece of heavy life explaining philosophy, then get back to rabbit whomping.

psst...isn't that what repeat offenders in prison do?

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Don't go changin'
We like you just the way you are.

we? um....enabler! :p

..............you go on jim. I knew there was a good man in there.

Sheldonrs · 09-19-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i forgot to eat a dick!

Need help with that?

fargon · 09-19-2007, 10:28 AM

Lj don't go away, we like you just the way you are.

Cicero · 09-19-2007, 11:00 AM

Yea...I did notice that you used to have more to contribute. Quality control is a shit-job..........Hall monitoring means you aren't in class.

But if that means I have to rely on other people to do your job then I'm screwed. I'm sure as hell not going to do it.

If someone thinks they are qualified they can PM me with their resume.....I will forward it to all interested parties.

Yea...I still can't think of anyone...

theotherguy · 09-19-2007, 11:11 AM

The trouble with contributing something "meaningful" is that the asshats then just ramble on and on so they can come back later to read their own posts and feel like they are intelligent. Much of the more serious stuff around here is just some moron repeating something heard on NPR or Fox or CNN or some other source. Yeah, I heard it too and the poster took it out of context or just is just plain out of touch. It is obvious that many have no clue about the subject which they are essentially claiming to be an expert. Fuck 'em. Keep them in line and make me laugh in the process.

Cock.

skysidhe · 09-19-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Yea...I did notice that you used to have more to contribute. Quality control is a shit-job..........Hall monitoring means you aren't in class.

But if that means I have to rely on other people to do your job then I'm screwed. I'm sure as hell not going to do it.

If someone thinks they are qualified they can PM me with their resume.....I will forward it to all interested parties.

Yea...I still can't think of anyone...

That's a pretty good post. At one of my jobs we have 'security' there job is to watch for employees stealing. This means they have to actually have a negative mindset and 'look for problems' Yes hall monitors have got to be the suckiest job!
Why not assume people will do the right thing? In my other county job I can go into the stock room and get pencils or pins and nobody is looking over my shoulder. It is assumed that people do the right thing and it feels good to be in a positive place.

09-18-2007, 11:21 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I'm sick of my own shit All I want to do with the cellar is pick on the asshats. It's like I'm type cast. It definitely needs to be done, but jeez.....there's so much of it to do, that I don't have a lot of time to be anything other than the bouncer. I haven't contributed any cool threads, any deep thoughts.....nothing but some amusing ridiculing of the crapflooders. I'm sore tempted to drop out for a while, but I know I can't. Srsly. What's a Hammer to do? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-18-2007, 11:24 PM	#2
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Have you tried eating a dick? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

09-18-2007, 11:39 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i forgot to eat a dick! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-19-2007, 07:34 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Don't go changin' We like you just the way you are. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-19-2007, 08:25 AM	#8
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Hammer on yourself for awhile. It's so easy, it'll be like a vacation. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

09-19-2007, 12:48 AM	#4
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Switch to rum and ginger beer, aka Dark 'n' Stormies?

09-19-2007, 08:43 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-25-2007 at 11:48 AM.

09-19-2007, 10:28 AM	#12
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Lj don't go away, we like you just the way you are. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

09-19-2007, 11:00 AM	#13
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yea...I did notice that you used to have more to contribute. Quality control is a shit-job..........Hall monitoring means you aren't in class. But if that means I have to rely on other people to do your job then I'm screwed. I'm sure as hell not going to do it. If someone thinks they are qualified they can PM me with their resume.....I will forward it to all interested parties. Yea...I still can't think of anyone... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

09-19-2007, 11:11 AM	#14
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	The trouble with contributing something "meaningful" is that the asshats then just ramble on and on so they can come back later to read their own posts and feel like they are intelligent. Much of the more serious stuff around here is just some moron repeating something heard on NPR or Fox or CNN or some other source. Yeah, I heard it too and the poster took it out of context or just is just plain out of touch. It is obvious that many have no clue about the subject which they are essentially claiming to be an expert. Fuck 'em. Keep them in line and make me laugh in the process. Cock. __________________ I should be working. Last edited by theotherguy; 09-19-2007 at 11:16 AM.

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