Bruises - Page 2

Elspode · 10-06-2007, 10:52 AM

Fuckin' OUCH! How do you walk with that on the bottom of your foot? Nothing hurts worse than arch injuries.

Sundae · 10-06-2007, 11:44 AM

Walking is much less painful today. Stairs still really hurt though!

monster · 10-06-2007, 12:09 PM

Tripped, failed to break fall, hit chin on bottom stair. Seemed fine, iced it, went to bed, got up in morning.......

monster · 10-06-2007, 12:11 PM

Still no sign of the bruise on my arse from falling on the ice on Wednesday. I can feel it.... either it ain't going to come out at all, or it's going to be really special....

Sundae · 10-06-2007, 05:29 PM

Can I say (in a whisper) I love my bruises

I bruise really easily but it also follows that I hurt really easily! I admit I have used them to my advantage after the effect, but what the hell - if it hurt at the time it's fair, right?

(please note I would never use this falsely in a court of law and I hope it never comes back to bite me if I ever genuinely need to!)

monster · 10-06-2007, 07:12 PM

I bruise really easily, but it doesn't tend to hurt much -half the time i have no idea where they came from. Of course that could be the beer.....

SteveDallas · 10-06-2007, 08:45 PM

I have none at the moment, but I can throw in this year-old example.

(Disclaimer: Link goes to a single Cellar post. The pic is not itself NSFW, but it was posted in an NSFW thread.)

Elspode · 10-06-2007, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Still no sign of the bruise on my arse from falling on the ice on Wednesday.

What, its already freezing in Michigan, or is this a hockey injury?

monster · 10-06-2007, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

What, its already freezing in Michigan, or is this a hockey injury?

figure skating

zippyt · 10-07-2007, 12:12 AM

Figures !!

DucksNuts · 10-07-2007, 06:31 AM

I love my bruises too, SG.

I dont bruise easy, but when I do they are usually pretty good.

monster · 10-07-2007, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

What, its already freezing in Michigan

It's 90+ degrees, 70% humidity.... ugh

binky · 10-07-2007, 07:21 PM

had bone marrow taken from my breastbone once-caused a lovely butterfly shaped bruise all across both breasts-no pics though-pre digital camera era

Griff · 10-07-2007, 08:08 PM

I had an awesome pre-digital hamstring blowout bruise... I should be able to post some good ones later in the month after I do a Veteran's epee event.

dar512 · 10-07-2007, 10:15 PM

When you post pics please let us know how it got that way - to satisfy our morbid curiosity.

I'm not as young and stupid as I once was. The absolute best/worst bruise I ever had was a doozy on my back-end. I was riding an inner tube thing (not the flying kind) behind a boat. I ski pretty well so I was showing off by standing on the tube. My buddy decided that was a swell time to show me just how fast his boat would go. And then he threw in a demonstration of how tight the turn radius was.

I skipped across the water like a flat rock and I went really far before I finally sank. I was very careful how I sat down for over a week.

10-06-2007, 10:52 AM	#16
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Fuckin' OUCH! How do you walk with that on the bottom of your foot? Nothing hurts worse than arch injuries. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-06-2007, 11:44 AM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Walking is much less painful today. Stairs still really hurt though! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-06-2007, 12:09 PM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Tripped, failed to break fall, hit chin on bottom stair. Seemed fine, iced it, went to bed, got up in morning....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-06-2007, 12:11 PM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Still no sign of the bruise on my arse from falling on the ice on Wednesday. I can feel it.... either it ain't going to come out at all, or it's going to be really special.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-06-2007, 05:29 PM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can I say (in a whisper) I love my bruises I bruise really easily but it also follows that I hurt really easily! I admit I have used them to my advantage after the effect, but what the hell - if it hurt at the time it's fair, right? (please note I would never use this falsely in a court of law and I hope it never comes back to bite me if I ever genuinely need to!) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-06-2007, 07:12 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I bruise really easily, but it doesn't tend to hurt much -half the time i have no idea where they came from. Of course that could be the beer..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-06-2007, 08:45 PM	#22
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I have none at the moment, but I can throw in this year-old example. (Disclaimer: Link goes to a single Cellar post. The pic is not itself NSFW, but it was posted in an NSFW thread.)

10-07-2007, 12:12 AM	#25
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Figures !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-07-2007, 06:31 AM	#26
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I love my bruises too, SG. I dont bruise easy, but when I do they are usually pretty good.

10-07-2007, 07:21 PM	#28
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	had bone marrow taken from my breastbone once-caused a lovely butterfly shaped bruise all across both breasts-no pics though-pre digital camera era __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

10-07-2007, 08:08 PM	#29
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I had an awesome pre-digital hamstring blowout bruise... I should be able to post some good ones later in the month after I do a Veteran's epee event. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-07-2007, 10:15 PM	#30
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	When you post pics please let us know how it got that way - to satisfy our morbid curiosity. I'm not as young and stupid as I once was. The absolute best/worst bruise I ever had was a doozy on my back-end. I was riding an inner tube thing (not the flying kind) behind a boat. I ski pretty well so I was showing off by standing on the tube. My buddy decided that was a swell time to show me just how fast his boat would go. And then he threw in a demonstration of how tight the turn radius was. I skipped across the water like a flat rock and I went really far before I finally sank. I was very careful how I sat down for over a week. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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