Bush's Shrinking Safety Zone

[Urbane Guerrilla]

The terrs haven't been able to touch us since 9-11, and we've been touching them quite hard. Frenetic Republican-haters are the only ones yelling about "what accomplishments has he?" but this comes only out of the most discreditable of all possible motives: anti-Republican bigotry, carried to a ridiculous extreme. You've been carrying a lot of that water, you mule-headed bigot. It will drown you just as it submerges your integrity -- which as is well known is too small and carious to be allowed out alone, for fear the wind would blow it away.

The Democrats will not accomplish winning the war, not for democracy or for anything else; for that we must turn to the Republicans. I think that we, a democracy, should win this war against the democracy-opposers. You never have thought this way for as long as I've known you, and that is why I despise you and why you really don't have friends here.

Your agenda has not, perhaps, been furthered. This is precisely in accord with the needs of our Republic.