What’s Irritating the Sh*t out of me!

jester · 11-13-2007, 10:03 AM

Totally different than Upsetting – cause I’m not upset – I’m irritated, pissed, annoyed whatever works.

Telemarketers. We get calls constantly for free magazine subscriptions, pertaining to our field of work. But, before we renew your subscriptions can you please answer a few questions. Can you accept this “free subscriptions” for (“whoever”), yes. Because (“whoever”, I know, does not want to talk to these people). So I deal with it. Then they begin their questions, of about 10 – 15. Does it really matter what the answer is, if the magazine is “geared” to our field it would still be in the freakin’ magazine. And for the love of God, please speak to where I understand exactly what the crap your askin’.

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:06 AM

What would happen if you said you do not want their "free" subscription? Does "whoever" read them or need them?

Yeah, I hate the "answer a few simple questions" and it turns into a marathon!

jester · 11-13-2007, 10:22 AM

To be quite honest, they mostly stack up and gather dust. I don't even know what magazine it was - I couldn't understand half of what she was asking. Just alot of Yes, Yes, Yes - No, No, No. I swear even if I did say - "No we don't want it", they'd call back next week. It's Crazy.

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:25 AM

lol...I can hear it now:

Caller: Can you answer a few simple questions for me?
Jester: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure I guess
Caller: Does your company blah blah blah?
Jester: Yes
Caller: Is your company in the blah blah blah?
Jester: No
Caller: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Jester: No
Caller: Do you like gladiators?
Jester: Yes
Caller: Thank you for your time. Your subscription to Blah Blah will arrive in 6 to 8 weeks.
Jester: Huh?

SteveDallas · 11-13-2007, 10:37 AM

Sodium phosphate

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:41 AM

what?

jester · 11-13-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

lol...I can hear it now:

Caller: Can you answer a few simple questions for me?
Jester: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure I guess
Caller: Does your company blah blah blah?
Jester: Yes
Caller: Is your company in the blah blah blah?
Jester: No
Caller: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Jester: No
Caller: Do you like gladiators?
Jester: Yes
Caller: Thank you for your time. Your subscription to Blah Blah will arrive in 6 to 8 weeks.
Jester: Huh?

Absolutely True!

LabRat · 11-13-2007, 10:45 AM

Prep for colonoscopy, I believe.

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:46 AM

Ahh, I thought it meant "fertilizer" or something. Kind of like the "weed" thing. Gotcha! Thanks!

SteveDallas · 11-13-2007, 10:55 AM

Indeed, LabRat... hence... irritating the shit out of me.

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 10:56 AM

boy, I'm dense today!

jester · 11-13-2007, 10:58 AM

From what I've been told, unfortunately by the guys around here, it is irritating. Yuck

Cicero · 11-13-2007, 11:02 AM

Jester...we already talked about this! It's time for you to make their life a nightmare!!!
Waste their time. They aren't going to quit calling. So have a little fun with it....

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 11:04 AM

I like the way you think, Cic!

jester · 11-13-2007, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Jester...we already talked about this! It's time for you to make their life a nightmare!!!
Waste their time. They aren't going to quit calling. So have a little fun with it....

I know, I know. It's like this every freakin' week. If not the "this is AT&T, we just recently combined with "Bellsouth". What exactly is recent? They've been saying that for almost a year or longer. It's the Magazines companies or Pre-recorded calls - this is "whoever" with NSBA your "pre-approved" for a loan. Blah, Blah, Blah. I could always "adopt" someother kind of language or accent. Typically, I can catch them at the very beginning and say - I've already talked with someone and I'm not interested, thank you. "click"

11-13-2007, 10:03 AM	#1
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	*What’s Irritating the Sht out of me!** Totally different than Upsetting – cause I’m not upset – I’m irritated, pissed, annoyed whatever works. Telemarketers. We get calls constantly for free magazine subscriptions, pertaining to our field of work. But, before we renew your subscriptions can you please answer a few questions. Can you accept this “free subscriptions” for (“whoever”), yes. Because (“whoever”, I know, does not want to talk to these people). So I deal with it. Then they begin their questions, of about 10 – 15. Does it really matter what the answer is, if the magazine is “geared” to our field it would still be in the freakin’ magazine. And for the love of God, please speak to where I understand exactly what the crap your askin’.

11-13-2007, 10:45 AM	#8
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Prep for colonoscopy, I believe. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-13-2007, 11:02 AM	#13
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Jester...we already talked about this! It's time for you to make their life a nightmare!!! Waste their time. They aren't going to quit calling. So have a little fun with it.... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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11-13-2007, 10:06 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What would happen if you said you do not want their "free" subscription? Does "whoever" read them or need them? Yeah, I hate the "answer a few simple questions" and it turns into a marathon!

11-13-2007, 10:22 AM	#3
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	To be quite honest, they mostly stack up and gather dust. I don't even know what magazine it was - I couldn't understand half of what she was asking. Just alot of Yes, Yes, Yes - No, No, No. I swear even if I did say - "No we don't want it", they'd call back next week. It's Crazy.

11-13-2007, 10:25 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol...I can hear it now: Caller: Can you answer a few simple questions for me? Jester: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure I guess Caller: Does your company blah blah blah? Jester: Yes Caller: Is your company in the blah blah blah? Jester: No Caller: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Jester: No Caller: Do you like gladiators? Jester: Yes Caller: Thank you for your time. Your subscription to Blah Blah will arrive in 6 to 8 weeks. Jester: Huh?

11-13-2007, 10:37 AM	#5
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Sodium phosphate

11-13-2007, 10:41 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	what?

11-13-2007, 10:46 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ahh, I thought it meant "fertilizer" or something. Kind of like the "weed" thing. Gotcha! Thanks!

11-13-2007, 10:55 AM	#10
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Indeed, LabRat... hence... irritating the shit out of me.

11-13-2007, 10:56 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	boy, I'm dense today!

11-13-2007, 10:58 AM	#12
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	From what I've been told, unfortunately by the guys around here, it is irritating. Yuck

11-13-2007, 11:04 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I like the way you think, Cic!

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