Humor...I Need Humor...

[Aliantha]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
Morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
Are hurt.
God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling....about women
Drivers; the woman says,
'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
Cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
Should meet and be friends and
Live together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies,
'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But
You're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues,

'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished
But this bottle of wine didn't break.


Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
Opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
It back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with us.