Bruises - Page 6

xoxoxoBruce · 12-15-2007, 10:31 PM

That's a hell of bruise, Buster... you gotta stop running into yourself.

SteveDallas · 12-16-2007, 07:07 PM

This is from the IV they put in to sedate me while extracting my wisdom teeth (left inner elbow).

monster · 05-22-2009, 09:37 PM

Not a very flattering pic of my leg (it's all muscle, honest), but here's the bruise -now about 24 hours old) that takes up at least 1/3 of my shin and proof indeed that if you want to be a soccer goalie, shin guards are a damn good idea..... that's gonna be a lovely green and purple combo by this time tomorrow....

monster · 05-22-2009, 09:39 PM

(and yes, that is another bruise lower down. I saved several goals with that shin!)

Griff · 05-23-2009, 07:15 PM

Nice.

I'm bummed I forgot this thread after a less than satisfactory Red Cross blood drive experience.

Gravdigr · 05-24-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

"GET A VISIT FROM THE BIG DICK FAIRY"???

I can think of several interpretations, and I'm not too keen on any of them. Some less so:

A (Timid) "But ... who are you?"
B (Gruff) "I'm the big dick fairy. Roll over!"

That, reminded me of this:

Meet Big Dick Blacque:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzfRaQUHpXQ

Sundae · 07-30-2010, 03:02 PM

I come back over a year later to say to Monster - ha!
That's not a bruise!

Last Tuesday (ie a week and a half ago) we had a pirate party at school.
Instead of What's the Time Mr Wolf?, we played What's the Time Mr Shark?. Out on the school field, divoted and pock-marked as it is. Now I'm an enthusiastic volunteer, and was an extremely active child/ teen. I forget I am morbidly obese and if I run full pelt to catch the children I also run the risk of coming down with all the weight of responsibility behind me.

As happened. I tripped, and came down on one knee and shin and the other shoulder. Luckily I didn't reach terminal velocity, and was wearing jogging bottoms for the precise reason that I knew it would be an active day.

The best of the bruising didn't really come up for the best part of a week.
It's still painful to kneel on my left knee - something I realised today when Diz (the cheeky shit) nipped into the 'rents' room for a kip under their bed. He's not allowed in there full-stop, because he's such a bully. The fact he had to be dragged out by his scruff, with me moaning OW OW OW suggests he was planning a pointy surprise for Mia sometime tonight.

So enough talk, here we are. Included both legs to emphasise the colouring. I'm pretty pale - this is not a healthy tan. Oh and yes - I am hairy. I have no desire to touch the swollen and bruised leg, even with a razor, if I can cover it up in the mean time. Luckily my invite to the Large Women's MiniSkirt Ball has not yet arrived.

glatt · 07-30-2010, 03:12 PM

Ouch!

Clodfobble · 07-30-2010, 03:17 PM

Holy hell, Sundae! You got the whole length of the shin there, that's pretty impressive.

classicman · 07-30-2010, 04:07 PM

Damn fine bruise ya got there - Proud of ya!

Nirvana · 07-30-2010, 05:24 PM

Gosh SG you sure blew Monnnie away! Yeouch!

Clodfobble · 07-30-2010, 06:52 PM

Fun fact: if you scroll up so that only the bottom inch-and-a-half or so of Sundae's photo is showing at the top of your browser window, it looks distinctly like a man's bruised ass. This came to light because my stepdaughter walked around the corner and said, "Is that a picture of a butt?"

DucksNuts · 08-02-2010, 05:04 AM

Ohh, forgot about this thread....

Thats really impressive Sundae!!

Yes, thats the underside of my boob...its the only thing that stopped the ski taking off my head

and when I get dared to take on the half pipe first time on the snowboard for the season....

monster · 08-04-2010, 04:32 PM

Wow, SG -mine did eventually turn all those colors and more, but the size of yours is truly outstanding. Bruise.

Sundae · 08-05-2010, 10:57 AM

It was a bit of a cheat to wait til the bruising came up so well, I admit. And I bruise so easily anyway.

Ducks! Blimey.
Thems some deep bruises. I don't even want to think about the under-boob one in relation to underwired bras!

12-15-2007, 10:31 PM	#76
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's a hell of bruise, Buster... you gotta stop running into yourself. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-22-2009, 09:37 PM	#78
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Not a very flattering pic of my leg (it's all muscle, honest), but here's the bruise -now about 24 hours old) that takes up at least 1/3 of my shin and proof indeed that if you want to be a soccer goalie, shin guards are a damn good idea..... that's gonna be a lovely green and purple combo by this time tomorrow.... Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-22-2009, 09:39 PM	#79
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(and yes, that is another bruise lower down. I saved several goals with that shin!) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-23-2009, 07:15 PM	#80
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nice. I'm bummed I forgot this thread after a less than satisfactory Red Cross blood drive experience. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-30-2010, 03:02 PM	#82
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I come back over a year later to say to Monster - ha! That's not a bruise! Last Tuesday (ie a week and a half ago) we had a pirate party at school. Instead of What's the Time Mr Wolf?, we played What's the Time Mr Shark?. Out on the school field, divoted and pock-marked as it is. Now I'm an enthusiastic volunteer, and was an extremely active child/ teen. I forget I am morbidly obese and if I run full pelt to catch the children I also run the risk of coming down with all the weight of responsibility behind me. As happened. I tripped, and came down on one knee and shin and the other shoulder. Luckily I didn't reach terminal velocity, and was wearing jogging bottoms for the precise reason that I knew it would be an active day. The best of the bruising didn't really come up for the best part of a week. It's still painful to kneel on my left knee - something I realised today when Diz (the cheeky shit) nipped into the 'rents' room for a kip under their bed. He's not allowed in there full-stop, because he's such a bully. The fact he had to be dragged out by his scruff, with me moaning OW OW OW suggests he was planning a pointy surprise for Mia sometime tonight. So enough talk, here we are. Included both legs to emphasise the colouring. I'm pretty pale - this is not a healthy tan. Oh and yes - I am hairy. I have no desire to touch the swollen and bruised leg, even with a razor, if I can cover it up in the mean time. Luckily my invite to the Large Women's MiniSkirt Ball has not yet arrived. Attached Images

12-16-2007, 07:07 PM	#77
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	This is from the IV they put in to sedate me while extracting my wisdom teeth (left inner elbow).

07-30-2010, 03:12 PM	#83
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Ouch!

07-30-2010, 03:17 PM	#84
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Holy hell, Sundae! You got the whole length of the shin there, that's pretty impressive. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-30-2010, 04:07 PM	#85
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Damn fine bruise ya got there - Proud of ya! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-30-2010, 05:24 PM	#86
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Gosh SG you sure blew Monnnie away! Yeouch! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

07-30-2010, 06:52 PM	#87
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Fun fact: if you scroll up so that only the bottom inch-and-a-half or so of Sundae's photo is showing at the top of your browser window, it looks distinctly like a man's bruised ass. This came to light because my stepdaughter walked around the corner and said, "Is that a picture of a butt?" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-02-2010, 05:04 AM	#88
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohh, forgot about this thread.... Thats really impressive Sundae!! Yes, thats the underside of my boob...its the only thing that stopped the ski taking off my head and when I get dared to take on the half pipe first time on the snowboard for the season.... Attached Images

08-04-2010, 04:32 PM	#89
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Wow, SG -mine did eventually turn all those colors and more, but the size of yours is truly outstanding. Bruise. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-05-2010, 10:57 AM	#90
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	It was a bit of a cheat to wait til the bruising came up so well, I admit. And I bruise so easily anyway. Ducks! Blimey. Thems some deep bruises. I don't even want to think about the under-boob one in relation to underwired bras!

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